I have witnessed the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life
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You're probably not gonna believe me g/u/rls, it's real crazy. Maybe even it's something that will startle your minds Wait a sec, I gotta go to do something real quick and I'll be right back with the story
Post number #789645, ID: e30e24
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stop edging us fuckboy op
Post number #789646, ID: a6f7c5
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at this point the craziest thing in my life will be op actually writing a fucking story
Post number #789661, ID: 57a352
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I jerked off while smoking weed it feels great.
Post number #789667, ID: 0adc78
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I wish my dad was Matthew McConaughey
Post number #789711, ID: f30ff8
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>>789661 I saw. It looked like a frightened turtle in a fur coat. It was crazy!
Post number #789714, ID: 1cb7a6
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Well? We're waiting
Post number #789761, ID: b40087
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Did you do your cousin?
Post number #789781, ID: f1e81c
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>>789711 haha yeah except I'm shaving and I am a g/u/rl.
Post number #789783, ID: 8722b5
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>>789781 Is it really called jacking off if it's a g/u/rl? I think jill off is a better term for that.
Post number #789786, ID: f1e81c
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>>789783 >jill off Never heard or seen that made up verb. You just came with it? Also who cares? Masturbating is masturbating.
Post number #789787, ID: 8722b5
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>>789786 Nah, I didn't invent it. I think it's a play on the Jack and Jill story and it also fits with danger/u/ because of the protagonist's name.
I like it. Both the name and the practice lol
Post number #789798, ID: ce079f
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>>789787 Have sex.
Post number #789800, ID: 0dd0e6
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>>789787 But most importantly, have fun.
Post number #789801, ID: a9613a
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>>789798 Already having it
| You're probably not gonna believe me g/u/rls, it's real crazy.
Maybe even it's something that will startle your minds
Wait a sec, I gotta go to do something real quick and I'll be right back with the story