danger/u/
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I have witnessed the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life

| You're probably not gonna believe me g/u/rls, it's real crazy.
Maybe even it's something that will startle your minds
Wait a sec, I gotta go to do something real quick and I'll be right back with the story


| stop edging us fuckboy op


| at this point the craziest thing in my life will be op actually writing a fucking story


| I jerked off while smoking weed it feels great.


| I wish my dad was Matthew McConaughey


| >>789661
I saw. It looked like a frightened turtle in a fur coat. It was crazy!


| Well? We're waiting


| Did you do your cousin?


| >>789711
haha yeah except I'm shaving and I am a g/u/rl.


| >>789781
Is it really called jacking off if it's a g/u/rl? I think jill off is a better term for that.


| >>789783
>jill off
Never heard or seen that made up verb. You just came with it? Also who cares? Masturbating is masturbating.


| >>789786
Nah, I didn't invent it. I think it's a play on the Jack and Jill story and it also fits with danger/u/ because of the protagonist's name.

I like it. Both the name and the practice lol


| >>789787 Have sex.


| >>789787 But most importantly, have fun.


| >>789798
Already having it

>>789800
Thanks. I will. ♥️


| I have fucked OP in their mouth. My enormous cock was the craziest thing they've witnessed in their life.


| krazy


| >>789999
Me too please

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