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military g/u/rls?
| Ask at russian tread. There is a lot of people who served to military.
| Serving to the government?
CRINGE
| They're too busy killing civilians to come here.
I mean, helping other countries, yes, that's it.
| I used to be in the army, now im working on the police.
| I did 2 deployments US Navy.. Ask a g/u/rl anything
| >>768007
>007
How's that effectively license to kill feel?
Are the rumours of homoerotic tensions true?
| >>768010 i mean, you get that many DUDES in one place for months on end, things are gonna get weird. It isnt really any different from gym bros at that point
| I guess for a more specific example, when i was flown on (at the beginning of my first deployment) the very first thing that my future best friend ever said to me was, "You want some bubble gum?" i said sure. he turned around and dug in his locker for a moment and turned around with his balls hanging through the slit in his boxers, and handed me some double bubble
| >>767998 hello army g/u/rl! What was it like to be deployed? Was it something you've always wanted to do?
| >>768219 I am not believing you g/u/rls for a second. Last time I listened to your language advice I ended up in a homoerotic orgy at 3 in the morning with a liter of cum in my ass.
| I want to fuck a tank
| >>768183 Imagine if you will, you take your house and trade it in for a shipping crate, or a dumpster. All of the wires are exposed and you have 140 roommates, stacked in beds 3 or 4 high. every day at the same time, some jackass blows a whistle in your ear to wake you up. Now imagine, you dont get to leave for 2 months or more at a time and when you do, its the same desert port city every time, even though they tell you otherwise. thats deployment
| >>768548 being a milg/u/rl thread, the displeasure probably comes from the 5mi ruck run immediately before this happening
| Let me fuck a tank
A panzer 4
Or a panther
Or maybe even...
>cums at the thought
The type 10!!!!!
| >>768463 oh so i'm guessing joining the military wasn't something you really wanted?
I know a g/u/rl who's been trying to get back in again to the military after healing from an injury he got at bootcamp (for marines) but they make it difficult. Is it hard to go back in to the military once they discharge you like that?
Also, what's the most memorable experience of your deployment?
| >>768599 i feel sorry for them honestly. theyre so indoctrinated they would breakdown as a civilian.
>>768660 I wouldnt say i didnt want it, but it definitely wasnt for me.
usually it isnt too hard to get back in under any circumstances OTHER THAN medical separations.
Most memorable? yeah i got a good one.
I was on an LHD, basically a modern light carrier with some amphib launching capabilities. and so because of that, there is a big hangar bay for most of the center
| >>768692 above that on the second level, is mostly office spaces and such. nothing engineering or weaponry related. As a little bit more context, we use 'burn bags' for classified or identifiable paperwork so that it can be pulped or shredded. Someone has to take the shreds down to the trash room on the first floor right? well, they decided to just toss it off the catwalk above.
>it snowed in the desert that day
| >>768697 for about 2 days the poor bastards were picking through paper shreds in the hangar bay. they never caught the guy, but the people in their division knew. never ratted him out.
| >>768692 OOF so medical separations make it bad? He's been trying for MONTHS and they keep giving this roundabout way to work on things that isn't really going anywhere. Never met anyone else willing to join the military as much as he does so it's upsetting to see.
>>768699 That is crazy and also quite funny. seems like a huge pain though but that's how memories are made c:
| >>768704 In most cases yeah a med-sep will disqualify you..forever. even something totally innocuous. so an injury in basic that they totally dropped him over? yeah he may be done, sad to say. There is a chance ofc but its a longshot
| >>768713 yeah during bootcamp he broke a bone in both of his feet and he's been going through training for 3 weeks running on broken feet that they didn't get to acknowledge in the first place. he got did dirty g/u/rl
| did you just finish your 4 years of service?
What's the most important thing you learned in the military? sorry if i'm asking too many questions!
| >>768740 yeah I just did 4. Got 2 deployments in though. Most importantly I learned that no one on earth gives a shit about you or your career except you. Own your shit
| >>768759 it isn't really all that deep or interesting imo. But it got me through and saved me from a few shitty situations. And really it's just a good phrase to live by. It's not like people are out to get you all the time, but as long as you're honest and not the lowest g/u/rl with a secret, no one will have the means
| Why did my ID change again :^)
| >>768770 haha i think it does it at random.
Thank you milg/u/rl for answering my questions!! It's an interesting situation that majority of citizens won't really get to experience. I hope i didn't pester you with questions too much!
| Hi hi! I'm in the Navy, I'm actually out on the ocean right now!
| >>769044
Hmm...Well, it's not something I've always wanted! I've never seen myself in the military, really, but during my junior year in high school, I realized I didn't know what I wanted to do with life, so my dad suggested the Navy. I went with his suggestion, and now I've been in for about 5 years on my second deployment~
>>769054
EHF~
| >>769065
Yeah, their generous donations really help us along while we're out at sea~ Helps keep what little sanity we have. That and copious amounts of caffeine~
| >>769073
Like with everything, there's pros and cons. Being a single g/u/rl, a lot of the cons of things like family separation isn't really affecting me, but that could be one to someone. There's not a lot of common sense, and a lot of things are done in a roundabout kind of way. But, you can meet some good people~. Plus with the Navy, you have more opportunities to travel around the world. But you're on a boat for several months at a time, but hey, life's all about sacrifices.
| >>768739
Oof, yeah, that's rough. A friend of mine fractured both his legs in basic and they did him the same way.
| >>769076 oh i see! So you don't have any family yet? What do you think is the most memorable thing that happened to you so far on your years of service? Do you also think of quitting?
>>769083 wait for real? He's been trying to re-enlist for months now but his recruiter's being weird and it seems that it isn't being processed which is strange. I was thinking if this was an isolated case or if this is just the way the army wants him to give up because of his record
| >>769098
That's right~
Most memorable moment...I guess getting underway for the first time! Or watching a jet take off from a carrier! There's a lot of memorable moments that are kind of mundane, but still kinda cool~
As for quitting...I'm weighing my options at the moment~ I can get a lot of IT-related certifications that are valuable outside of the Navy~
| >>768770 it changes based on thread and IP. Of you're posting from the same network, you probably have a dynamic IP address which changes once in a while, changing your ID with it.
| >>769103 that sounds so cool!! Is there a lot of things that happen in the navy? What's something you don't like about it? How old are you? :O
| >>769195
There's a lot that happens to keep some of these boats moving, I think. A lot of moving components both literally and figuratively.
Some things I dislike about it, like I mentioned earlier, is the lack of common sense, the roundabout ways of doing things because "That's the way we've always done it" and the density and audacity of some of the people.
I'm 23 years old~ Joined right out of high school~
| >>769320
Toss a container of popcorn wrapped in aluminium foil in front of the active radar and things won't be boring for long.
| >>769098
Yeah, medical injuries during basic basically mean they're out, at least for that branch.
| >>769332 he trained for the marines but now he's just trying to get in the army but it"s still a no go. I just wished they'd say it directly instead of him trying to catch his own tail.
Are you also a military g/u/rl? :O
| IYAOYAS vs NASWOGS who's more annoying
| personally, i feel like air/AIMD made that in response to AOs...being AOs
| >>769331
Uh...The radars are a little out of my reach, seeing how I'm not ship's company...I don't think the ship's ITs would appreciate a Squadron IT working on their shit...
| what is this with popcorn, i don't understand :o
| >>769381
Your friend is probably flagged in inter-service medical records, sadly.
>>769513
High-intensity radar cooks all the popcorn at once, creating a small explosion. It shows up on radar as something really really big, really really close. It sends the bridge scrambling, but it's the kind of stunt you can only pull once if you get caught, if you know what I mean.
>>769381
Yep, former Navy.
| >>769618 F for him :( he's been running in circles then.
Ooo and also a former navy?? Welcome!! How many years did you serve? Was it something you always wanted and what did you like/dislike about it? (:
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| does any of the armed forces or military g/u/rls use this board?
I'm curious.
If you have an occupation where we'd think "wow i didn't expect someone who does so and so visits this board", Where yall from? What's your craziest experience either in training or at the field? Hell, even at your job? I'd like to know.