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Its so good to be single again

| Fuck, i never want to be in a relationship again


| I see you got a story to tell


| I feel you g/u/rl


♪Ich kratz' mich wo ich will
Völlig ungeniert
Und keiner in der Nähe
Der mich rumkommandiert

Bin ich fro, dass ich endlich wieder alleine wohn'
Bin ich fro, dass ich endlich wieder alleine wohn'♪

-Joint Venture, Nicht zur Arbeit
Slightly modyfied the lyrics to fit the situation


| >>8bff2b

my girlfriend acted like she was chaste and a "respectable" person, and during our relationship she repeatedly abused me, called me a bitch because when I was single I was VERY promiscuous, and I really was. Then I found out that she was flirting with other guys and that saintly attitude was just a facade. now that I'm done with her I can finally go back to living my life as before, happier


| >>767238
Good job homie. I'm glad you got out.


| >>f239d9 agreed, being single is underrated, im happy for you g/u/rl

may I ask if she threatened suicide? (how did you proceed if that was the case?)


| Are you the OP who was contemplating anal sex before leaving his girlfriend?


| >>7b43da yep thats me
I fucked her ass tho


| Sorry i couldnt resist


| >>767281 at least you got something, so tell us, how was that ass?


| >>767243
She cried, tried to convince me that everything was a misunderstanding of mine, that bullshit. I just asked her to gtfo after that, and i im ignoring her since.

>>767291

Her ass was very tight tho, warm as fuck, i had bought a bottle of lube some days ago so even with an 22cm cock it was easy.


| >>767294 here where i live we use the metric system


| And how could i elaborate on my cock? What do you mean by that?


| >>767292 anal sex is the best sex imo, glad to hear that you enjoyed that ass


| >>767296 sometimes a nonverbal explanation is the best explanation...
congratulations on your escape

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