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I'm back at it again
| Ah! Sweet freedom! I have finally escaped this gas camera on wheels! Whew! Don't you just love public transport during peak hours?
| My path now lies to the cute little forest connecting two parts of my town. Will I get absolutely destroyed by mosquitoes there? Do not even doubt it. Hopefully I won't get lost there in the middle of the night lol, I don't know the way all too well
Кто не рискует, тот не пьёт шампанского, right? Believe in me, g/u/rls!
| What's more important is that THIS time a definitely have my keys with me though. I better do, because there's no cousin around who could take me in for another sleep over this time
| Alright, I gotta be honest with you g/u/rls. Forest at night is way scarier than I thought it would be. My worries about mosquitoes and keys? Forget 'em g/u/rls, now I prey to not get jumped at by some psycho or something.
I really should have taken the longer way holy shit
| Pls send help
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| Alright, so! I have fled from this creepy ass forest without getting killed in the process. Nice! I'm now in a part of the town that I don't know all to well, but my knowledge is enough to understand that I haven't quite shortened the way, quite the opposite - I now need to walk even more. Not so nice. Oh well
| Damn I'd give a lot for some french fries right now. Nothing would have done this situation better as some crispy potatoes with something cold to drink.. oh sweet dreams
| Would you really want to take a walk down a dark forest with a bucket of fries and a cup?
| >>766248
I could have offered it to my forest attacker as ransom if things went south. No one can resist some nice French fries
| You got a point but it's a hassle.
What if they just want a friend?
Someone to hold their knife for them?
| I'm not walking down a dark forest anymore though, and I am devilishly hungry for some tatos. I know I'm not going to find any at this hour, but there's this one 24h convenience store nearby that I could visit and grab something to eat. I'll literally die on the spot if they do have some french fries. Man lives by hope, huh?
| Go get that potatoe!
| I have potatoes, where u at gurl I'll come pick you up and drive you wherever
| Oh also are you allergic to anything? These potatoes are checkers seasoned french fries I'm frying them now
| >>766253
And what kind of a friend would that make me? Not being able to offer your homie some nicely fried potatoes in an hour of need? Such a disgrace!..
I could have shown him my gut holding knife techniques though... would that make me a good friend?
| Would surely make you a cool friendo, just dunno for how long...
| Man, don't make me any more jealous than I already am! There were no fries at that store, I had to buy some shitty bread things with cheese that tasted like fat and nothing else.
| You could have tried crisps?
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| Op who just likes taking a stroll from "Do you" thread reporting in!
It's one of those nights again, except I was actually planning on taking a bus this time. I'm riding in one atm, but it's so fucking overcrowded! I have like 5 armpits at my face (yes, I'm that short), and this one woman with tremendous backpack keeps hitting my head with it. So. Well. I'll skedaddle out if here at the nearest bus stop and continue on foot, just like I should have done from the beggining