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Tell me your best/worst dad jokes

| So we all can laugh a little bit!


| I love sex.


| Jumper cables yeah!????


| Hedgehogs ay?


| https://youtu.be/HgKT3DEqCtk


| >>765542
Motherfucker.


| >6 posts
>none of them contains a dad joke

What the hell is this thread?


| Wow mais c'est génial ici!


| >>765784 here> >>765644


| *Blub Blub Blub*


| - I am gay
- Hi gay, I am dad


| Wow mais c'est génial ici!


| My very first experience with an elevator was uplifting, but the second one was a let down


| >>766155 Ok you got the best dad joke so far! You deserve a prize! :3


| I would tell you g/u/rls about my time travel joke, but you g/u/rls did not like it.


| >>766352 hahaha that's a good one!
El Psy Kongroo


| Do you know why the terminator didn't upgrade to windows 10? When we asked, he answered "I still love vista, baby!"


| Here's a classic: If you ever feel cold, just go into a corner.
They're usually around 90 degrees.


| >>766529
I never herd of that one, because I self-identify as a collective group of animals.


| >>766535 just kidding, because I am only a kid. Classics fly over my head like a flock.


| >>766536 Okay that was bad, do I still make your naughty list, Santa? Or should I make like a flocking-herd and be Rudolph to light the way to a good dad joke? Because, I noes what is best.


| >>766538 Basically, you are that Dad, because as a kid, my Dad is always Santa. He is such a joke...


| >>766539 Well time to Prancer along now. Hopefully this Dad joke Dasher'd like a Comet into your heart like Cupid and didn't Donner'd on you like a Vixen.

Sincerly,
Rudolph


| PUN

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