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Tell me your best/worst dad jokes
| I love sex.
| Jumper cables yeah!????
| Hedgehogs ay?
| https://youtu.be/HgKT3DEqCtk
| >6 posts
>none of them contains a dad joke
What the hell is this thread?
| Wow mais c'est génial ici!
| - I am gay
- Hi gay, I am dad
| My very first experience with an elevator was uplifting, but the second one was a let down
| I would tell you g/u/rls about my time travel joke, but you g/u/rls did not like it.
| Do you know why the terminator didn't upgrade to windows 10? When we asked, he answered "I still love vista, baby!"
| Here's a classic: If you ever feel cold, just go into a corner.
They're usually around 90 degrees.
| >>766536 Okay that was bad, do I still make your naughty list, Santa? Or should I make like a flocking-herd and be Rudolph to light the way to a good dad joke? Because, I noes what is best.
| >>766538 Basically, you are that Dad, because as a kid, my Dad is always Santa. He is such a joke...
| >>766539 Well time to Prancer along now. Hopefully this Dad joke Dasher'd like a Comet into your heart like Cupid and didn't Donner'd on you like a Vixen.
Sincerly,
Rudolph
| PUN
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