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help i like someone

| it's going great and i'm not used to this help


any of you gurls got some good relationship advice? pls lmk


| Fuck her pussy then dump her


| but you have to cum inside.
Make her pregnant, fuck her life then DIP
DISAPPEAR


| D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely


| D - Dude
E - Elephant
N - Nigger
N - Nigger
I - I
S - Slipped


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| not enough information OP


| >>764444
>>764445
This, anything else would be stupid


| i am responsible for 2 fatherless children
One when i was 15 and another with
21.

Never payed for Child support

I am proof that the dream is real, you just got to believe


| I am NOT*


| >>764466 you are not proof?


| Have sex and have fun.


| >>764445 oh no, but i'm an actual g/u/rl. impreg is off the table


| >>764461 haha i'm shy! what do you need to know? Umm he's very nice? and respectful. things are going too well that i'm not used to it. so i really want this to work


| >>764465 big F man
so did you just ditch your kids?


| >>764494 I just got two girls pregnant and disappeared, so basically yeah


| >>764492 word of advice, never trust a man.


| i am a son of a bitch but not to the point of lying about it.
Most men suck, and the only difference is that some are worse than others.
Believe what I'm telling you, I'm one of the worst.
Girl, make sure he likes you the same way you like him, make sure it's reciprocated. A woman's love is something too important to give yourself into the hands of some asshole.


| >>764506
My man just tryna drag everyone down with him. Damn. I've never seen someone actively generalise themself before. It's honestly just, interesting.


| >>764528 for every negative stereotype we make there's at least one person who will make it their ideal... apparently


| >>413ad9 every man i met my entire life was an asshole.
I apologize if it isn't your case, but you got to admit that most of men out there are horrible people.


| >>de47e6

maybe I can fit into the stereotype of a son of a bitch man who doesn't take his responsibilities, but you want to insinuate that for me this is an ideal attitude is a lie
I believe it's better for a child not to have a father, than to have a father who doesn't care about him, beats him up constantly and humiliates him. I say this from experience.
And thats why i dont relate with anyone anymore, already done enough damage.


| >>764617 And despite this, you're not trying to be better and admit, that you're one of the worst?


| Good luck with your relationship op!


| >>764619

I think the first step in correcting mistakes is admitting that you're wrong, right? I'm trying to improve, it's no wonder that I don't relate affectionately with anyone else. As I said, I've already wreaked enough havoc in other people's lives.


| Whether it's hate or love, I've never been able to feel responsible for the feelings other people have for me, whether they're close or not, loving me or hating me. I just can't care, and it's not because I want to, it just happens. That's why I just gave up.


| Some people were born to live alone, it happens.


| misandry ITT


| >>764617
Not really, no. Not any of the people I keep around at least. I see just as many bitches as I do trashy men. I also see a lot of good ones from both sides.
Guess I've just been lucky.


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Haha dick funny


| gurls gurls calm down i only asked for advice but also i'm sorry >>764631 !!
i wholeheartedly believe that love is out there!! i've had a lot of traumatizing events happen to me that's caused by men but it's bad to generalize, my guy!!


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| I am probably not the best person to give this advice, but if you are trying to form a relationship with someone you should find someone slightly autistic and ADHD. Not like obviously autistic, but enough that they're uncomfortable around crowds and sometimes offend people with what is just abrasive logic.
They are super vulnerable to exploitation, but if you love them and take initiative, and they like you for who you are (and not just the sex), that's a perfect relationship.


| >>764944 wait im sorry but i don't want to misunderstand. Did you say to find someone with autism or ADHD because they're super vulnerable to exploitation? That sounds kind of evil


| >>764984
I'm pretty sure that's what they said, yeah. It's good to know there are people who view me that way.


| >>475aa8

Bitch what the FUCK?
Im evil, but not evil enough to that kind of shit


| dangeru never ceases to amaze me


| >>475aa8 dude judging by your comment, you are DEFINITELY not the right person to give advice.


| >>765006
Brainlet posting


| >>764944

Not sure if serious.


| >>475aa8 this is amazin, it's too sincere not to be true. Please stop.


| 475aa8 is me
See, this is what I mean... somehow I was super abrasive and you gurls misunderstood.

Don't find someone to exploit. OBVIOUSLY. If you people just immediately assumed that I meant that you need to find someone to exploit, there's something seriously wrong.

If anything, protect them from other people's greedy toxic requests.


| >>765308
Uh, no. Your post was badly worded and I'm used to people trying to exploit me. So, I think it's pretty fair that that's the way I took it.


| >>765308
Yeah I uhhh don't really get why you felt the need to even mention exploitation then.


| >>765325 >>765330
brailnets i understood 100% of what >>765308 meant


| >>0c2361 >Giving advice on who to go after for a relationship
>Mentions vulnerable people that are easily convinced by bad people
>Surprised that people take it as the poster providing easy targets

Fuck, I thought autistic people had it bad. I guess you could always be brain dead.


| >>765350
You talk shit about autistic people so you must have them huh? Why do you want to kill autistic people you fuckhead?


| Some of ya'll really be retarded, huh? Jesus Christ this got childish.


| >>765362
The fuck are *you* even on.


| >>764465 what a hero


| This thread is proof that most people are just plain evil. Fuck.


| Take her to a cosplay convention
Disguise it as a secret date
crack down on interests, and ask her if she's cool with wearing a dog collar


| >>765745 lol my g/u/rl, i just stopped replying. i was genuinely asking for advice and i didn't expect this to end in this chaotic note. It was a mistake that i made this thread


| >>765903 Btw I was describing me so 乁( . ര ^ ര . )ㄏ

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