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how do i escape brazil
| Embrace it
| Find a rich foreigner on the internet who will get you out.
Worked for me.
| if brazilian, suicide
| Kill the last cinder
| once you visit brazil, you can't leave, it's like silent hill.
| skateboard
| >OP lands in a street from her daydreams, and tries to escape police and monsters by climbing a pile of flex-ducts. Opening a door, she passes through it and is surprised to find herself in a truck driven by Jill. The two leave the city together.
| Have flat butt and boobs, hate anime, suck at dancing and dislike soccer. You'll get deported.
| Jajajaja tú orirás aquí
| The best way is to get abducted by aliens and be taken away by their ufo.
| Use the Quicksilver Sash
| Build a Netherportal and go through hell ;)
| Don't they have lynching justice? Just do a crime and be punished
| SPECIAL UNIT DEPLOYED, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE BRAZIL, SENDING AGENTS TO RETRIEVE YOU
| Where's Terry Gilliams at!?!?
| Brazil is a state of mind
| Look in the deepest depths of your house, there's a hole. Crawl in it for a while and when you come out you're still in brazil lmao fuck you.
| Brazil is a giant SCP being constantly watched to avoid whatever it lives down here *coff Chupa-Cu de Goianinha coff* to escape
| >>753952 sorry, Ive been living in Brazil ever since I was born, Im running out of options and I would love to know the secrets of leaving brazil
| SE MATA LOL
| Just fucking run
| Just log on into the wired!
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| they sent me to this place and i see no way of getting out