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So British culture...
| I probably know more about Scottish culture than British, but, uh, she should probably do some research and stuff herself, no? Culture is a very hard thing to give a proper explanation and experience off over a text forum like this.
| >go to England on vacation with some friends
>we're supposed to go out for dinner that night, but until then we can just dick around in the city
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>we're having fun
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>i left it in the room
>figure I'll just go ask someone
>walk up to someone and ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY WOMBLY MATE!? ITS ALMOST SAX APPLE DIN DIN SPROINGO TOINGO SIXY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said
>YOU WOT MATE
| >he starts to lauch maniacally
>suddenly Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>OI CHAPS, IT BE SIX BONGER I SAY
>everyone starts shouting out SIX BONG SIX BONG
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU FUCKAPLE GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE SIX BONG SIX FUCKING BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER WANGADANG
| >everyone stops
>looks at her
>they begin stamping their feet rhytmically chanting SIX BONG SIX BONG
>people are throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
>someone pulls out British flag and starts waving it while singing God Save the Queen
| >then everyone clapped
>SIX BONG is finally upon us
| Do you want IRL London or fantasy exaggerated London because tbh I won't mind it either way
| Maybe watch some gordon ramsay?
| >French culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDHjeiys3a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un_-lgrUIoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJ3NmyUQco
Preshotting french culture so you can't diss it
| Just think oblivious to the world, but they're polite about it.
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| my friend is writing a story set in London and she wants to know some things about British culture, Scottish, French and Japanese culture could also help...