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What's your dream job?

| Truthfully I just want to be a watermelon seller


| >>666025
Me too, g/u/rl. Me too.

Although to be completely honest, I want to be a programmer for a small indie gamedev studio. But that's probably not very profitable and definitely not very stable.


| >>666061 If OP sells watermelons, I want to sell fresh cherries. I'll trade you one copy of your game for a few bags of my cherries.


| OP i've always wanted to be a veterinary assistant. Not an actual vet because i can't handle that responsibility, but someone willing to assist animals in need. That then volunteer to keep old people company in a nursing home on the weekends. What a life, yknow?


| Having one in our time is a genuine treasure.


| I only realised this pretty recently, but I want to be a translator for a living. I like this feeling of bridging the gaps, of how I have to, like, put myself in one shoe and then another. There's artistry in that.

I'm just worried it might not be enough for a decent living. Not a lot of appreciation for good translations these days.


| fuck you erdogan!


| I think I'd like translating visual novels or doing subs for anime, but that niche is kinda full.


| florist. surrounded by nice-smelling, cool-looking plants that you take care of and grow, and then sell to people from all walks of life who want them for all kinds of reasons. just seems so comfy and low-stress


| Housewife


| >>666095
if you want to do this for your living, you, sadly, won't live :')


| >>666398
so what's your dream job ?
mine is kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.


| A coffee shop.


| i want to do you for a living.


| >>666443
Please do


| >>666446
gurls never live close enough to each other to meet, you should know this immutable rule.


| >>666428
don't mix up job and hobby. It's real important


| >>666461
don't mix up dream job and job


| >>666450
You never know, G/u/rl.


| i wanted to get into programming but now i wish to draw porn for a living


| >>666712
Hire about doing porn for a living?


| *how about


| >>666716 i'm not attractive enough for that


| >>666723
There's a market for that... I think...


| >>666734
There is


| Make games for a living


| I'm a game tester. Pretty much there.


| >>667700
"Hey buddy, I'm gonna need you to test this door in Farm Barn Animals 4 Kids for the entire week. Don't forget to write up a report for each day too. Thanks!"


| JAV porn star


| >>666693
try me


| Computer engineering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WZcZkikMDg


| yeah, this.


| >>667871
Alright.
Europe, you?


| >>667896
same


| Honestly, musician. I would love to be able to live off making writing and performing my own lyrics and work with producers who make tracks I vibe with.


| >>667937
See? We are already getting closer, G/u/rl :3


| >>668029
ye but i'll say i'm in the West and that's where it ends


| >>668061
Afraid? :3 I'm in the west too


| Where is this thread going?


| >>668372
we make a dating thread? pls


| >>668242
I actually live in Switzerland too. Luzern here, you?


| >>668503
near Switzerland but in France .......


| This is getting exciting!


| >>668504
Well not quite but close. Not even 2 hours to the border with a car :3
Don't speak French though, had it in school but it was one of my worst subjects.
Anyway gonna do me for a living now?


| >>668527
idk what that sentence mean but i have no car either so


| But I have one and within 2 hours I'm in France :3


| >>668672
do you mean you don't know what "to do someone" means ?
i'm confused, pleasd explain what sentence
( ´_ゝ`) ?


| >>668702
uhhh i'm getting scaredy cat now


| >>668729
It's time to do a 360 and moonwalk away...


| >>668734
i guess i'll just be forever alone uuuu


| >>668740
rage comics xD


| >>668745
cringe


| damn i was hoping something to happen.
now im imagining all g/u/rls are meeting and it looks sad in my mind

also i study computer engineering but i wanna be a clothing designer. weird.


| >>668747
you understood the point of ironic humour xD
trollface lol


| >>668751
cringe


| i don't want to disappoint >>668702 after driving 2 hours to meet the sad thing i am


| >>668764
Implying that I'm not a sad thing either?
I can assure you I`m as well :3


| >>668839
well you know what? it's up to you. contact info if you feel like it


| >>668865
You can add me on Discord, if you want: Everyday is night#2772
>>668749
Your hope came true!


| And then they had sex.


| >>668922
They had MAD SEX.


| >>668891
no discord


| >>668935
Discord is the ideal platform for both text and voice communication nowadays though.


| >>668935
Myanimelist? Steam?

>>668922 >>668929
I hope so, because the promise of getting fugged started all of this! :DDDDD:DDD


| >>668968
i'm a social recluse i might have email but i dunno

>>668764


| >>668980
[email protected]
We can try, I guess we all are more or less fucked, else we wouldn't be here, right? :3


| >>668954
Yeah, yeah. Fucking commies trying to steal your data or whatever. Pichai and Zuckerberg have it already. Just surrender.


| w.. what's your... dream job... /u/?


| >>669153
Sorry for derailing the thread, the temptation was too huge.

I'm an accountant but I dislike it.
Currently I try to figure out what could be the right thing for me.
Kinda hesitant about starting from scratch but I really loathe accounting.


| >>669153
I WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT
TAKE THE LONG TALL TRAIL INTO THE STARS
(☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ LET'S GOOOOO


| I want to be an actor


| I wanna be an artist or a game dev. I just wanna entertain people and take their minds off of whatever shit they might have went through in their day. Even if it's only for a minute it's pretty worth it to just make someone smile or laugh.


| >>669828
Same.


| i program. i love to program. its wonderful you can get paid to do it.

i think the question is a little misleading, because you shouldnt allow your happiness to be dictacted by external happenstance.

you are precisely the person you act as in the world. no more and no less. you can do things you enjoy, and you can even learn to enjoy things you do. look up, but be aware of where your body is, and what you can do with it.

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