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Hunt Down the Robotguy
| >my computer's 1 and 0s somehow
>"what are you doing?"
>they say "making sure you don't have "3100" in your computer"
>it is clean
>what did they mean with that
>open up computer and try to post in /u/
>suddenly black screen
>bad cgi face replaced my desktop
>cgi dude yells through my headphones "YOU SISSY FEMBOY, YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW UNDER CONTROL BY ME"
>computer is back to normal
>notice the same sound echoing outside
>"Hey g/u/rl come check the tv"
| >my computer's 1 and 0s somehow
>"what are you doing?"
>they say "making sure you don't have "3100" in your computer"
>it is clean
>what did they mean with that
>open up computer and try to post in /u/
>suddenly black screen
>bad cgi face replaced my desktop
>cgi dude yells through my headphones "YOU SISSY FEMBOY, YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW UNDER CONTROL BY ME"
>computer is back to normal
>notice the same sound echoing outside
>"Hey g/u/rl come check the tv"
| >"If you have heard this sound on your device, make sure there's no "3100" in your code. If your device is infected, turn yourself down to the nearest camp in order to protect yourself from the virus"
>camp made to protect yourself from a virtual virus not to mention checking binary?
>"This virus is unknown on what it can possibly do, it is believed that someone by the name of Robotguy has created it. We do not know when the payload will activate but we know it will be really bad"
| this is a hell of a dream.
tell us more, OP.
| >friend calls me
>"hey me and some people heard Robotguy was last seen in some electronic store, wanna join us?"
>suddenly feels an urge to track down Robotguy
>say yes
>we meet up
>go to electronic shop
>guy on the counter looking like he stopped caring about the world
>how can i help you?
>my friends notices the computers in the store
>they question the shopkeeper, "why do all the computers have google open for "child porn"?"
| >he explains, "someone walked in and started to mess around and started to search "child porn" on google
>"that was robotguy" one of my friend says
>we are chasing after some autistic pedo with adults acting like they are sherlock
| what the fuck am I reading
keep posting
| moar op
| That's incredible. Please keep it coming.
| >"Roboguy probably went somewhere to the nuclear plant"
>hop on the car with the boys
>on our way we notice several IT security vans around the nuclear plant, with all the IT men remotely checking the plant's computers for any changes in the binary code
>the checkpoint seems off
>suddenly, i hear the same sound as i've heard on my computer
>we notice some fat dude in all black wearing v for vendetta mask running all the way into the office building
| >"THATS THE ROBOTGUY! LET'S SHOW HIM WHO'S THE SISSY FEMBOY HERE!"
>driver starts accelerating into the building as roboguy runs on his way to the 2nd floor
>crashes the car as we quickly get out as if nothing happened and continue chasing him
>it's too late however
>robotguy is a professional, he already went and googled "child porn" across all the office's computers
>fortunately, he has nowhere to go, surrounded by us
| >friends charges into robotguy while i just stand where i am.
>robotguy is however quick enough to grab the nearby computer that was infected and take off the code "31 00" from the computer, thus injecting himself with his own virus.
>robotguy talks, "stupid sissies, you are all FUCKED, the end is here"
>he ceases to exist
>friends begin to freak out, "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT we fucked up, the payload will go out anytime soon!"
>calm them down, "WAIT, have you guys maybe..
| >tried plugging the plugs off?"
>they have no idea what i'm talking about
>realize theres no cords
>notice the screens has changed to bad cgi face again
>accept defeat
>the security vans are still there, the inside them men however just disappeared
>we just go back to each other's home
>at home
>my boomer relatives aren't around, most likely went to the camps or were affected by the virus
>look behind me
>a pile of computers
>kidnapped girl's mugshot appears
>the payload begins
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| >wake up
>hear several tvs on
>"a 14-years old girl was kidnapped and the virus Robotguy was found on her computer."
>huh
>open /u/
>website has completely changed
>several new boards
>also a proper dating board
>captchan has been replaced with something worse
>"press the button in order to post"
>phone is set to max volume and plays a weird audio file
>refresh
>"finish the entire half-life series in order to post"
>put phone down
>find out that my boomer relatives were looking at