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Best animal ever
| Frögs are the greatest of God's creations for they embody the unrelenting force of greed. Their hideous forms mirror such quality, giving the flesh great tools of the hunt to sate its hunger. They are a perfect killing machine, built for the purpose of spreading its influence to land and sea equally. Weakness is not tolerated in frog society and the weak links shall be devoured by the strong to bolster themselves. A perfect abomination, an unholy union of flesh and muscle.
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| I've gotta say, crabs are the best thing god has ever brought into this world. Not only they are handy for handjobs, they also smoke without fearing cancer as they are cancer themselves, eat onion rings and chips and stealing stuff.
They are also fast and to speak of which, I've seen this crab fearlessly defend his territory against a dog. I wanted to give him a cigar so he could chill but he didn't feel like it :(