Hey r/ama, I'm the Redditor who got 'not guilty' on the murder of a fortnite normie, AMA!
Post number #600810, ID: 91ec36
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So if you haven't known yet: I (18M) made a AITA post about me shooting some fortnite insta normie and fortnitely (minecraft good) he didn't resist the wounds and died! now that's a big L.
Though the police came and arrested me even though i said that reddit said i was NTA, the system is flawed.
After waiting months on jail while getting my ass clapped by some boomers in the shower, the trial finally began and I was ready to troll the judge.
The deadly trial against normies.
Post number #600812, ID: 91ec36
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With my experience from Danganronpa and Ace Attorney (im a ironic weeb lol) just as the judge starts speaking dumb shit about me murdering a person (LOL fortnite gamers arent people!) I yelled 'R SLASH WOOOOOOOOOOSH' and he gets shocked haha, boomer owned.
He cried and told me that I was free!
Anyways I learned that bernie chungus was fucking my gf and I posted it on r/pics, wholesome 100.
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| So if you haven't known yet: I (18M) made a AITA post about me shooting some fortnite insta normie and fortnitely (minecraft good) he didn't resist the wounds and died! now that's a big L.
Though the police came and arrested me even though i said that reddit said i was NTA, the system is flawed.
After waiting months on jail while getting my ass clapped by some boomers in the shower, the trial finally began and I was ready to troll the judge.
The deadly trial against normies.