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Tell me some life advices
| Get a job that you enjoy doing.
Or become a bartender
| Learn to code in Elixir, it's the most lovely programming language IMO.
Double check before making emotional decisions, always ask yourself "am I blinded by my feelings?" before making something you may regret.
Most Japanese restaurants have a way to help you use chopsticks(usually rubber bands), don't be afraid to ask, these things actually help learning to use them.
If your crush sees you as a sibling already make plans to move on to a new crush.
OBEY WEEEGEE, DESTROY MALLEO!
| It can always be worse.
| Don't got my life together, but I can assure you that video games, caffeine, nicotine, books, pornography and friends can keep you busy and happy for at least an hour or two a day.
Some legit advice: Be yourself. It's such cliché advice at this point, but it holds up. If I don't care about them I don't care about what they think of me, and if I care about them I want them to know the real me. Living with that mindset let's me do a lot of things others seem hesitant to do.
| Have sex and have fun.
| >>587325 please believe in Jesus. He will really fill that hole in your heart. All of those things are just things that can fill you temporarily. We all know that at the end of the day it just doesn't feel like this is what life is like
| watch lectures of jordan peterson on life
| >>587339
Really? I disagree. When I'm not getting fucked my mental issues out of my control I'm usually pretty content with my life.
| Don't really get my life together yet but:
Think before you start talking.
Talk really fast does not make you look smart.
Be nice and polite.
Try get a job you like, don't force yourself to take a job position you don't like.
Try to learn something new everyday, even it's not that useful for your current job.
Society doesn't really allow you to express too much of yourself, especially in work environments.
Bring a pack of tissue paper with you everyday.
Drink water.
| >>587400 you could be content, maybe. but why not be happy beyond this mortal life ? if there is nothing after life, what is the meaning of it. Why are you stil living by just this earthly life.
| Spend more time disconnected from the wired.
And if you want to do something (jump with a chute/get a motorcycle license/open a snail farm etc.), do it now. Time flies by stupidly fast.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older~
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death~
| Make sure to stay in touch with good friends. Nothing feels worse than having nobody to talk to. Even intense introverts suffer in the long run.
Get rid of procrastination as much as possible. Do things now so you don't have to rush them later.
And, of course, be efficient at everything you do. Always try to get better
| >>587407
Why should there have to be something after this? I believe there is no pre-determined purpose for humans, so I just make my own, and my purpose is to enjoy this one shot I've got as best I can.
| Hey, i also need advice
I can't stop thinking that I'm pathetic and useless
How to stop this and begin to like myself?
I know what im good at but this seems pointless
Being smart doesn't make me happy, it doesn't help me keep conversation, it doesn't help me to get interesting job
I have nice face, but none interested in me neither like sexual or relationship partner
I have hobbies, i like them, my friends share them but i fell like stagnating
How to like myself?
| >>587514 I bet you like people that are even more worthless than yourself, but they're better at pretending to be worth something.
Just keep that in mind, why not like yourself if there's a high chance that people you like are even more useless than yourself, it won't make you like yourself but it'll make you question if you're so unlikable after all
| Try to read every day. Either books or newspaper
| Find a purpose in life and live for it, it cures depression for most people.
| Always make women comfortable with farting openly. World peace can only be achieved if women openly fart everywhere!
| >>587573
It's borderline impossible for mdd people to motivate themselves to find a purpose. Most of normal people rarely achieve this, you sound ridiculous.
| Smile more and make up reasons why things are good even if you don't necessarily believe it. Everytime you find yourself being negative force a smile and point out all the little things that a more positive person would focus on. You have make positivity a habit and eventually it'll happen without feeling fake.
| "Don't shoot until you can see the white in their eyes."
Useful when cumming on someones face.
| >>75378a if they are referring to someone who is having an episode and not clinically depressed then its fine advice if a bit hokey.
Id say exercise in either case as that has helped myself and others. Gives me the happy drugs and often too tired to think of anything self-destructive afterwards.
| Breathe that oxygen in, g/u/rl.
Take time alone if you need.
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| assuming you have your life together (doubt), or you just have hidden wisdom in you