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| Sousa shill dwell, the end.
| The duke Isaac was really craving a fine steak.
It was well done.
Death comes to us all.
| in the **far** distant plains of the west, a wise old negro was resting from a hard day's labour. he moved his spoon here and so, plunging it into his **soupy** meal, thinking and humming to himself through his full mouth. to his side, resting against the wooden chair, and old **banjo** was laying there, and he looked at it dreamily.
it's been a while since i played the banjo, he thought.
>far soupy banjo
| Phil Swift used yucky panties tp pay the rent
| Breaking News: A company who makes tiny gear toys is being sued by parents because their children had eaten them, stay tuned to find out more.
>gears eaten sued
| **Part** of a page recovered from the ruins of the old cathedral: "Demons need to make you suffer because your **agony** is the only thing in the entire universe that can make them feel **sated**."
| Greetings traveler. My Name is Rhajit Patel. I am a Wanderung Trader with loot from all 7 Kingdoms. Perhaps i might interest you in some Hastleberries? Known for their shrinking ability. Or maybe the Belt of Gravmajik? ..No? Well then, i can See that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. Take a Look at this Dagger. It is known as Slime Fang. Capable of leaving acidic goo in the wounds that it Cuts. Intrigued yet?
>>Slime Fang Patel
| Is that a bird?
Is that a plane?
No, it's scantily clad divan hero.
Now saving the day with 20% less clothing with 50% more speed.
You're such a hero, scant divan. Oh, what a hero.
>> hero scant divan
| And he finally admitted to himself that he Loved Bowen Mark.
| After struggling for his life the man eating plant was dead. I allowed myself a moment of respite before continuing my journey up the mountain yet what I witnessed after climbing to the top was worse than any nightmare. What I saw then was endless fields of FLORA JAWS FARMS.
| Hulk Hogan and his pal Karl were fighting for Syria in WWE
> HOGAN KARL SYRIA
| in the jungles of congo, schoolchildren learn nouns by heart by clapping their hands.
>noun claps congo
>>580481 ok
>>579538 one of my slave's names in strive4power is Sid Patel (Dragonkin fighter)
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