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What'd your dream bedroom look like?

| A simple desk with ample room, a computer, a big shelf, a small kotatsu, and a small but comfortable bed. Other than that, as little as possible. Maybe a Man Ray prints to put on the wall or a whiteboard. I'd like the walls to be a muted pastel color and the floors to be hardwood or tile but I don't care that much about them.

Have you ever done volunteer work? What was it like?

| Collecting litter, you zone out and a few hours pass like that.
If you could visit another country, which one would it be, why, and for how long?

| I've been to a lot of places, but I'd definitely want to return to Korea for another week. The food is great for the price and there's lots to do. Killing time was never more fun for me than in Korea.

and im talkin about South Korea btw

Should I confess to my crush?

| Yes, don't be a coward like me, even today I regret my inaction 10 years ago...

Do you like Gunpla?

| I've heard of it and from what I've seen I like it.

If you had the chance to make an impact on the world in any way you want, what kind of impact would it be?

| A meteor impact.


| NeoGeo

Third impact?

| Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations

Honey, where did you put the salt?

| The Salt shaker Fell over and spilled salt onto the League of Legends Community

Best part-/fulltime Job you Had? Why?

| Haven't had a lot of experience there yet. So don't know.

What's got you most excited lately?

| I got a promising job despite my young age.

What's your native language?

| Russian.

Do you believe in God? Why or why not?

| I have never encountered any evidence of His existence and every piece of writing/sighting about it can be explained by more logical means than divine intervention.

Who's your favorite vampire?

| Dio Brando
What's the weirdest thing thay ever happened?

| I don't know. I haven't been alive long enough to see everything single weird thing and rank it.

What clothes, if any, are you wearing right now?

| Not wearing any. Got me there.

Why am I angry all the time?

| You probably watch/read news that have political themes and/or crime, it's said that these things increase irritability

Do you like programming? If yes, what's your favorite language? If no, why?

| I really like golang. It feels a lot more natural and it's a lot easier to read than C++ and such, and feels a lot less tedious than Java. Plus, it's compilable and speedy.

What new thingsshave you bought for yourself lately?

| Some Magic cards and a prototype of a card game I designed. So just a bunch of cardboard and plastic.

What is your favourite Nintendo game?

| Bayonetta 2

What's your favorite organ ?

| Appendix. He is useless and doesn't do anything, but I like this little bastard.

Do you think that humanity will conquer the stars, or will demise somewhere in the process?



| >>578178 neither, we'll all become vegetables in an artificial virtual world and just give up on reality

Whats up with the wrong place for a Brad to be?

| No idea

If you could have any one surgery for anything, free and without risk, which one would you get and why?

| >>578253 I wouldn't do any. My appearance is fine, am only ugly in my mind. Can't do shit with that.

Would you kill yourself, if you knew for certain that you will be reborn without any memory of your past life in a different shell (possibly in a different time or even world), but with your soul?

| >>578254
Not right now. I'd like to try continuing this life for at least a little longer.

Is curling up in a blanket, crawling into a corner and just laying there until you die the best way to go?

| >>578266 No, dying of dehydration and/or septic shock is supremely uncomfy. Chemical euthanasia is the way to go imo.

Do you believe in any higher powers?

| >>578254
But if it's not my body, not my memories and not my mind (which is, by definition, body part shaped by experience), that WHAT IS IT?!

Fucking cultists, out of my lawn![/spoiler]

| >>412ded i believe in the power of 9

How do you drink your coffee?

| >>578376
From a cup.

Is life actually good after all?

| Yes, I collect many +1UPS from various Super Mario Maker levels.

What is your full name, address, social I.D., date of birth, and phone number?

| I'll be real, I myself dont know my phone number, address, and social ID. Guess that comes with being a thirdworlder. My name is Diego Delacruz, born December 1, 1999 tho lol

What are your preferences for porn?

| Normal stuff with a bit of Astolfo.

What was the last time you cried and why?

| yesterday evening cause of damn onions I was cutting for the salad

whats the sound the Big Yoshi makes?

| Didgeridoo 10 hours bass boosted

Fav cheese?

| Gouda

Best Anime/movie/series you recently watched?

| Girls' Last Tour. Gave me the loli in a predicament fix I needed after Made In Abyss. Good shit.

| >>579229 she forgot to ask so i will instead

What you favorite thread in danger/u/?

| >>579277
This one, because I made it.

Am i gonna die soon?

| >>579278
you, no
your body, yes

would you rather explore Mars or the oceans depths?

| Mars, unless there's cockroaches there, then I'd rather explore the ocean

Is Zimbabwe a place?

| >>579331
no you're thinking of Rhodesia

why are you gay?

| who says im gay?

| >>579352

| (1 answer and 1 question. Is it really that hard?)

| >>579363

| Why can't a g/u/rl get a simple fuckin question on the QUESTION THREAD?

| >>579375

| >>579375
Because said g/u/rl didn't answer the previous question.

What's a hobby you'd like to get into but you're hesitant to start with?

| Collecting figures both from anime and western media, especially bishoujo(pretty girl) figures
I'm very afraid of the judgment I'll get for them

Do you like rwby? And what about ruby(the programming language)?

| Heard it's shit. Both of those.
And I fucking judge you.

Something from today you know you'll be nostalgic about as it gets forgotten?

| Possibly. It depends on how my life goes from here. But there is a small chance that I'll look back at this day as the day I realized my calling in life.

What's your opinion on capitalism? Do you think we could survive without it or is it too ingrained in society?

| It's ok, I like owning my stuff and I don't want a government taking over the economy
But yes we could survive without it

Kung-fu vs aikido

| Theyre both pretentious as Shit. Bonus Points to kung fu for being mainstream.

Give us a random, yet intriguing fact that barely anyone knows

| You can live without your spleen as the liver can take on its functions with few problems. Water spins around in a whirpool in a different direction on either hemisphere. Those cool looking concrete tile patterns on sidewalks aren't tiles, it's a mold pressed into flat concrete. Sleeping on your left side is the healthiest. Pig blood is a viable substitute for human blood for transfusion.

Do your parents know you're gay?

| I'm not gay, they can't know something about me that is not true

Why are people so fixated on homosexuality?

| 'cause it's chill. Like, who doesn't love homosexuality? It's awesome!

What is your favourite masturbation technique?

| Alone.

Tits or ass?

| ass

have you ever had a friend that turnt out to be crazy?

| Does an ex girlfriend count?

Would you rather pilot a mech, but die in 5 years or gain immortality but be forced to live to the end of the universe, stuck motionless for eternity?

| I would rather pilot a mech to help the Area 51 raid.

Will you be attending the Area 51 raid?

| I live somewhat close, so I was planning on it, but it turns out I'll be out of town :/

What's your favorite kind of weather?

| Darude Sandstorm

Between the following how would you rather be executed? Hanging, Guillotine, Electric chair, Lethal injection, Firing squad?

| >>579723
hanged like a SS
guillotined like the french
electric chair like the French
injection like a junkie
firing squad like a man

i think i'd choose
have my capacity to feel pain surgically removed, then be grilled alive in an immense furnace. then eaten. perhaps even alive, if that's even possible...

where are you located & could we possibly meet (+ more)

| Germany, highly unlikely.

Are you currently waiting for Something Like a game/movie/Anime to release? If so, what and why?

| >>579835
where in Germany

| >>579835
A game. Cyberpunk 2077, cause it's gonna be awesome. I wish I had a ps4 to wait for death stranding too.
What do you do and how much do you earn?

| I do nothing and earn more than you citizens of the slums

Are you gay because you suck dick or do you suck dick because you're gay?

| Both

What are you most proud of?

| Probably my black belt. It wasn't really difficult, but I'm more proud that I actually kept doing martial arts for the past 11 years. I didn't really think I could find a hobby to stick with.

How have you been doing lately? Are you enjoying yourself?

| I've been shitposting while watching Chinese cartoon porn, I'm enjoying myself
Or rather my right hand is enjoying my penis

Why are you a whiny bitch?

| I never whine or complain. It never changes anything and only makes you undesirable to be around.

Why are the questions and answers so much more juvenile in this thread than the other two? We can do better.

| >>579905 cause we used all the good ones, maybe? I don't think they're any worse.

Many people on this textboard, and other boards, say that 'things used to be better here'. Do you think things have gotten worse on danger/u/ over the past months?
>james vague binge

| It's just the feeling of novelty going away for them.

Most money you've ever owned/how did you get it

>dimer beta slums

| ~1050€. Earning Parttime working as a Gamemaster in Escaperooms.

While hearing music or consuming any Other Kind of Media, what was the Last intense Emotion you got from those? Describe it as detailed as you can

| EDM in general, the better stuff manages to make you feel shit. Can't really explain it but it's crazy

Eating out or eating ass?

| eating grilled human flesh with potatoes & salad

wat is your relijun

| Spiritism

What did/will you have for lunch today?

| >>580683 >>580685
guess what <3

| Nigga didnt ask a question so I am smh :

What would you change about your parents?

| >>580713
Slave mentality.

Did you read "Worm"?

| Nope

Yes or no?

| Chaos
Chaos or chaos or chaos or chaos?

| Yes.

What color is the tissue after your anal orifice ?

| >>580866
just ignore my previous post.

Chaos emerald.

What is your favorite drink ?

| Orange or peach soda, but I mostly drink water anyways.

What's your favorite question that's been asked in one of these three threads?

| What's your favorite question that's been asked in one of these three threads?

What's your favorite question that's been asked in one of these three threads?

| What's your favourite question that's been asked in one of these three Threads?

When will the next big Steam Sale Happen?

| When I pirate the next big thing

How much sugar is in your diet?

| | About 30g added sugar daily, gonna lower it to 20g when I finish my box of poptarts

Is a burger a sandwich?

| Depends, I think not because there's a different burger name/ kind for whatever you put in it

Are you still chasing your childhood dream?

| My childhood dream was to be a vet. Then I realised you had to use needles and handle dead animals

Are you excited for the sonic movie?

| No. I'm not gonna watch it.

What's your favorite way to Cook fish?

| You know them 'pizza pan' thingies? Cook it in 'em.

Last time you went outside?

| >>581453 Two years ago.

Any tips on how to tackle girls so I can get laid?

| Position your shoulders in a 12° degree angle, be careful not to trip and rush them before they can see you.

What happened to love? Is it gone forever? Is mankind doomed to be divided and hate each other?

| Love is still around. You just have to look a little more closely, now that there's so much hate.

Do you feel like you have too much responsibility? Or maybe too little?

| I've got a pretty decent balance of responsibility and free time... Not too overwhelming.

Have you ever played Age of Wonders 1?

| Nope

Least known game you've played?

| Reign of Fire for the Game Boy Advance. I don't think anyone knows that a game came out from the movie. I'm not sure if people remember the movie either.

A lot of people in their life search for "something". This is sometimes known as a calling. Whether it be a love, a career, a lifestyle, how do you know if you have found it (if you believe in that sort of thing) even if you do not know what it is?

| >>581805
Dunno. I'll be immortal with endless anime or vidya. Singularity from friendly ASI as it is.
But others? Nope. *Especially* if you even don't know what it is. Пойди туда, не знаю куда, найди то, не знаю что. And break both of your legs in the process.

Why did you ask that? You believe in that, don't you?

| I dont believe in that shit. We live in an uncaring universe and we're nothing special. No such thing as destiny and callings.

How's your day going? You doing good, anon?

| I'm slowly (mentally, don't worry) bleeding out. AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

What's your favorite weird anime?

| Pretty much anything written or directed by Koutarou Ishidate.

If you could have one weird or exotic animal as a pet (real or fictional) what would it be and why?

| A cat.

Cats are cool

Which Pokémon would you eat?

| Vanilluxe, no doubt.

What Pokémon would you like to exist irl?

| Eevee.

Are you/have you been addicted to nicotine?

| Never. Even the few times i've tried smoking (hookah) I never saw the point in it, so I didn't continue.

What's your favorite kind of girl scout cookie? If you don't have a favorite, then the one you tolerate the most.

| Girl scouts don't sell cookies. They train in first aid and I dunno what else they do.

What social circle do you think would be cool to be part of but don't actually have any desire to?

| >>582300 cosplayers. I have friends who are cosplayers, interact with their followers on instagram, craft costumes, go to conventions together.

It sounds really cool and enjoyable, socializing just tires me out. I have no desire to interact with any followers Id get.

Whats something more people should know about?

| The fact that when proper AI becomes a reality, the world will change completely and forever. It's not necessarily going to be a negative change, just a really big one, and I think everyone should be aware of that.

| What do you enjoy most about masturbation?

| >>582389

It's one of the few natural highs that has relatively (but still present) few dangers compared to, say, crystal meth.

How did you find danger/u/?

| Danger/u/ found me.

How does shitposting work ?

| >>582451
you just post shit
last anime you saw?

| The Slime Isekai Thing. I liked it, but it has been the 4th Isekai in a row now. Shit gets tiring

Whats the Weather Like?

| Complete shit. It's rained for almost 3 months straight and we're drowning.

Favorite porn category?

| >>582793
Just one category? I'd like a filter (predicate):
Lesbians && strapon && anal

You made me remember that sweet porn such as one above is not real. Why did you do that?

| I didnt do it, but im pretty sure that was unintentional.

What are your takes on Lion King 2019

| >>582864
the lion what now?

how to make friends
inb4 watch the lion king

| learn necromancy or programming if you want to literally "make" friends.

if you have a super power, will you use it for good?

| Maybe, at least for the good of those I care about.

How many belts are too many?

| You never enough belts for you to say it's too many.

Are there legal lolis?

| >>583097
depends on what laws you follow.

give me a reason to live.

| Lolis

Are you a programmer?

| Like most nerds that didn't make the cut: yes but actually no.

Why did you come to this thread today?

| I wanted see what kinda dumb shits being said today.

If you could only eat one food (that isn't cum filled ice cream, ya nasty fucks) for the rest of your life, what would it be

| (But it's so good!)
Probably something that can be prepared in a lot of different ways. Chicken and rice? That's something you can never get tired of and can be made with lots of different spices, types of chicken, types of rice, different vegetables on the side etc.

What's the best thing about lolis?

| Good ol wholesome age of consent.

How does this thread keep leading back to lolis?

| 'tis the nature of the board. More of a milf man myself.

Do you handle stress well?

| I'm not sure. I never really stress about things. I've got some anxiety triggers that when hit fuck me up, but there's nothing aside from that.

Do you prefer Mario or Luigi?

| I don't think I have a real preference. I'll say Mario since Luigi's picture in Smash makes me uncomfortable.

What's your favorite soda? Do you like one from a country you don't live in?

| Recently I tried australian grape juice soda thingy and ended up liking it but maybe it's an unfair competition to the sugary type soda which are all junk anyway.

Should we really explore the space and/or save the species called humans?

| Yeah, I think so. Even if it's only to see how we end up. If we fucking spread and mass produce like crazy and become basically invincible due to sheer numbers or if we end up generating too much space junk and become stuck here forever with a couple people trying to colonize Mars without outside help.

What is your opinion on psychedelics? To you think they're a bad thing? Have you ever tried any? Are you interested in trying any?

| I'm kinda afraid of doing something that'll mess up my life while on a drug trip, so I've never tried them myself. I don't mind others doing them, but people do have a tendency to go overboard with these kinds of things.

Do you have any food preferences that others consider weird?

| I do LSD two days in a row every month like clockwork. I usually stick to dosages between 100-240ug so it's only for entertainment and as a break from my depression. Most of the time I play pc games or take long walks in the woods.

I've gotten so used to the LSDs effects that these low to medium dosages doesn't give me much insight or introspection anymore.

| >>583444 I eat lots of fruit with the rind, especially tangerines or watermelon. I think it makes the normal part taste better to have the weird side taste to compare it to.

What's something strange/obscure that you know a lot about?

| Small details about vidya I'm a fan of. Includes a lot of stuff.

What's the most creative thing you've done?

| Put ketchup on a burger in a smiley face

Worst toilet experience?

| This happened today actually. Basically, I was taking a shit. While taking I shit I tried sitting more comfortably. Because I'm fucking dumb I sat down on the side of the toilet when trying to sit a little more to the right, and, well, shit got smeared everywhere.

Have you ever gotten your pussy or boipussy slapped?

| No and I'd prefer to keep it that way.

Sexual orientation?

| I like girls

Why is this world so boring?

| >>584064
because we are boring
and we look at boring things.
and thus we think "oh, everything is boring"
we created boring and now we drown in it.
the world's not actually that boring tbh

does anyone care about the sub with racial dynamics anymore

| of course we do she's a living legend

What is/was your favorite thread/type of thread on this board?

| It's not an answer a lot of people would agree with me on, but there was a thread that I posted while having a panic attack in hopes that someone could help me calm down. One amazing anon talked to me for a while and managed to significantly help me and it's a really good personal memory.

Do you use any other forums/boards? If you don't, why do you use this one in particular?

| >>584144
i use this one cause i can't post on others. they blacklist my 'VPN'.
my favourite threads' the ones you make, silly!

do you have any paranormal abilities? do you know anyone that has them?

| >>584152 I can roll a 6 on a 6 sided die about 10 times in a row on a good day, but it's not really paranormal, just technique. It makes me a lot better at Warhammer though.

Do you like taking naps and where is your favorite napping spot?

| I think I'm physically unable to nap. I'm barely able to sleep normally. Just randomly sleeping somewhere during the day only happens if I'm horrifically sleep deprived. If that's the case it's either in my bed or on my couch.

Do you find falling asleep easy?

| Yeah. Im Not an insomniac, but i usually sleep 6 hours a day so i Fall asleep after about 5-10 minutes

What was the Last really annoying Thing that happened to you?

| Having to shit during a six hour bus ride

Favorite drink?

| Cu- cucumber juice

When was the last time you eat ice cream with your sister?

| Around the same time that I made a thread about it.

What is your favourite game from the 90's?

| Donkey Kong 64. I have an intense Case of nostalgia with this Game

Imagine, you're 20, living with your family. They take a 2 week vacation. You have the whole House for yourself.
What do you do?

| I'd probably sleep and catch up on shows I have on The List™

What is the most effective way to skin a beaver?

| Rip off its big buck teeth and use that to scrape off the skin.

Which hand are you more used to beating your meat with?

| The right one, can't imagine doing it with the left. Grip's pretty specific.

Favorite foreign nationality?

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