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Hi /u/, I'm bored at a funeral.
| just dont be bored lmao
| Make a game out of it, try to get through the entire thing without touching anyone...or getting touched...hot
| OR make an effort to touch everyone there. I mean everyone.
| Status update
The fucked up baptist preacher has forcibly hugged me at least twice now INCLUDING wrapping a hand around my waist and keeping it there trying to walk alongside me as I tried to walk away, I want to die lmao
| My condolences all the same, OP.
| Just go do something and try to look occupied. If you have headphones now would be a good time to use them. You don't need to listen to anything just look busy so people don't interact with you. Also sucks for the preacher. Just look busy.
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| Instead of spending the day holed up in the dark in front of a computer, I have to go stand around a bunch of distant relatives in a hillbilly church town at a funeral for someone who would have disowned me if they knew I was a closeted degenerate.
I'm bored.
Why do these pastors have to turn even a funeral into a bunch of religious evangelizing?
These old people are too damn eager to get touchy feely. Like... Just because you're a third cousin doesn't mean I want a hug!