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I need to recieve a package and nobody in my house can know what is really inside, what do?
| Why would they even care tho?
And you can't expect us to craft a lie without giving even a minute info about anything. How large is the package? Does it need the content listed on the cover? Can you disgise the cover? How heavy is it? And what sorts of things does you family expect you might buy?
| E.g. if it's normal for you to buy shoes and and the package is the right shape and size, you can just say it's shoes. And later if anybody asks about it just say you have to return it because it's too small or something.
| Is amazon locker a thing in your area?
| just buy a tub of lube with it and just take that L to hide whatever else you are ordering.
| Can you not contact the seller and ask them to generalize the descriptions when they ship it?
Jewelry = Accessories
Degenerate Doujins = Books
PC Parts = Electronics
| https://xkcd.com/325/
https://xkcd.com/576/
Don't you have any friends that live nearby, and won't judge you for buying bobcats?
| just tell them its a dildo or something and theyll back off and stop asking questions. they dont need to know whats REALLY inside.
| What is it, OP? Pls tell
| "Why do you want to know? It's none of your business".
That's it.
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| How do I craft a good lie about what I'm ordering? The people in my household can't know what's really inside the package.