Post number #524614, ID: 8a2f9c
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At least they aren't as bad as bees, because by all known laws of aviation, a bee shouldn't be able to fly, but it does, and is able to fly, because a bee doesn't care.
Post number #524624, ID: acb9d4
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FUCK BIRDS!
Post number #524667, ID: 49016d
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>>acb9d4 ... how would that even work??? I mean mechanically...
Post number #524701, ID: 9fa20d
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>>524667 well birds have been fucking other birds for eons. Otherwise they wouldn't be here. Also birds are fluffy and cute
Post number #524706, ID: b02b5a
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They can fly.
Post number #524708, ID: 8d694a
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They can cry.
Post number #524739, ID: 2aecdc
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Then can fry really well for an affordable price.
Post number #524740, ID: 6adc04
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But most importantly, they attack
Post number #524746, ID: cc9c99
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and they shit wherever they want
Post number #524798, ID: 6b9379
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+1 to this whole mess of a thread
Post number #524803, ID: f13d24
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>>524614 HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEES
Post number #524841, ID: bbfc94
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>>524803 THE BEES TOOK MY FAMILY FROM ME GODDAMNIT
Post number #524844, ID: 3df7a7
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wouldn't it be wild if bees were just small birds
Post number #524858, ID: 6b9379
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>>524844 wait, they aren't?
Post number #524951, ID: 6adc04
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>>524858 what are bees anyway
Post number #525113, ID: 585e78
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>>524614 This is super old information. One scientist just for fun used formula made for PLANES to bees and get that they cannot fly. See the difference between plane and bee? Journalists didn't. After some time aerodynamic get better and get needed laws and formulas to understand how bees fly. They can fly, and sience say that they can fly.
Post number #525133, ID: 082acd
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What are birds?
We just don't know.
Post number #525185, ID: d49408
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Yo, ducks are birds!? That's straight up crazy.
Post number #525342, ID: 1844f5
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Birds are gov conspiracies and I can't be convinced otherwise
Post number #525353, ID: f26845
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Birds are military drones in civil
Post number #525374, ID: 578037
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Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
Post number #525617, ID: 6adc04
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Dad,not in front of my friends
Post number #525659, ID: 2d7891
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>>524951 A miserable little pile of secrets.
Post number #525892, ID: 9ed329
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Ever seen a bird pee? That's why their shit is liquid. A blessing in disguise really.
Post number #525902, ID: d58368
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We're not so different when you think about it, although we may pee without shitting, we cannot shit withou peeing.
Post number #525921, ID: 468086
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I mean they're cute
Post number #525932, ID: cb19ad
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>>525902 not with that attitude
Post number #526066, ID: bf0667
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>>524701 Is an ostrich cloaca big enough for a human penis?
Post number #526072, ID: 7b437a
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>>526066 try with fisting first, if your hand enters then your micropenis will enter too.
Post number #526409, ID: 2df93a
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>>526072 Tiny hands or a massive penis? He screams, for he does not know.
Post number #526487, ID: b27e8b
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>>525374 Oh you're talking about *these* bad boiis
Post number #526690, ID: 23057f
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>>526496 Baby pigeons are those fuckers hidden in crevices and roofs making little noises. They basically serve as static russian spy drones until they fully develop
Post number #526698, ID: b02b5a
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Holy shit, this thread is still alive!?
Post number #526700, ID: 240845
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Don know how but it seems like it is
Post number #526810, ID: 8493af
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Birds are not important.
Post number #526914, ID: 4107af
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>>8493af birds help spread seeds so they're great
Post number #526991, ID: 9bc66e
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>>4107af birds help spread disease, so they're bad
Post number #527014, ID: b26c3f
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>>524667 become a man and ejaculate on the birb eggs.
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