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Birds, what's the deal with them

| I mean, right?


| At least they aren't as bad as bees, because by all known laws of aviation, a bee shouldn't be able to fly, but it does, and is able to fly, because a bee doesn't care.


| FUCK BIRDS!


| >>acb9d4
... how would that even work??? I mean mechanically...


| >>524667 well birds have been fucking other birds for eons. Otherwise they wouldn't be here. Also birds are fluffy and cute


| They can fly.


| They can cry.


| Then can fry really well for an affordable price.


| But most importantly, they attack


| and they shit wherever they want


| +1 to this whole mess of a thread


| >>524614 HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEES


| >>524803 THE BEES TOOK MY FAMILY FROM ME GODDAMNIT


| wouldn't it be wild if bees were just small birds


| >>524844 wait, they aren't?


| >>524858 what are bees anyway


| >>524614
This is super old information.
One scientist just for fun used formula made for PLANES to bees and get that they cannot fly.
See the difference between plane and bee? Journalists didn't.
After some time aerodynamic get better and get needed laws and formulas to understand how bees fly.
They can fly, and sience say that they can fly.


| What are birds?

We just don't know.


| Yo, ducks are birds!? That's straight up crazy.


| Birds are gov conspiracies and I can't be convinced otherwise


| Birds are military drones in civil


| Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees


| Dad,not in front of my friends


| >>524951 A miserable little pile of secrets.


| Ever seen a bird pee? That's why their shit is liquid. A blessing in disguise really.


| We're not so different when you think about it, although we may pee without shitting, we cannot shit withou peeing.


| I mean they're cute


| >>525902 not with that attitude


| >>524701
Is an ostrich cloaca big enough for a human penis?


| >>526066 try with fisting first, if your hand enters then your micropenis will enter too.


| >>526072
Tiny hands or a massive penis? He screams, for he does not know.


| >>526409 +1


| >>525374
Oh you're talking about *these* bad boiis


| >>526496 Baby pigeons are those fuckers hidden in crevices and roofs making little noises. They basically serve as static russian spy drones until they fully develop


| Holy shit, this thread is still alive!?


| Don know how but it seems like it is


| Birds are not important.


| >>8493af birds help spread seeds so they're great


| >>4107af birds help spread disease, so they're bad


| >>524667 become a man and ejaculate on the birb eggs.

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