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People who want to kill themselves should be used to feed zoo animals.
| this is as edgy as it can get
| This idea is very dangerous.
But I agree with you
| But then their souls can't go to heaven or something
| Do this with stupid people instead. Because apparently there are plenty.
| >animal would be glad to finally have food that fights back
how do you know that?
| Don't most animals not want to eat humans because we taste terrible?
| >>524091 It's not so much that we taste terrible that we're not very meaty or fatty. We don't provide many calories for the effort it would take to kill us.
| id rather donate my cadaver to a lonely necrophile
"septa pond sex" is my captcha, made me giggle
| people that want to kill themselves should fight to death as glorious gladiators in an arena. the fallen shall be grilled and eaten.
the highest of honors!
>>524139 love it, that's very kind of you! also, 'bobs wiley yearn' beats yours imo
| Why not just process them and feed them to people instead. Why don't we just turn them into candles and soap and sell for profit?
| It's both really. The whole post reeks of some Godspeed Edgeboy.
| Regardless of opinion, this made me chuckle.
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| It would help to reduce costs for funerals, coffins, and the whole preparations.
It would also probably be a thrilling experience for the person, as he struggles against a beast, and the animal would be glad to finally have food that fights back.