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Gonna lose virginity tomorrow
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520151
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| I guess? Any advices/lifehacks? Im a straight male with a gf tho.
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520152
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>any advices
Don't do it. Keep your vcard and it will carry you through life
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520153
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| Wear a condom.
Use water based lube only.
Make sure to confirm with her if she enjoys something/vice versa.
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| Traitor.
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| Excuse me what the blyat
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520162
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| "male"
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520168
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| good luck and say we didn't warn /u/
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| expect it to be shit but don't worry because practice makes perfect.
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| Please update us on how you finally realize that it is catfish.
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520321
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| Well I'm still a virgin. But at least I've got my dick sucked.
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520322
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| Let us know who has the bigger penis.
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520375
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>520322
Fuck. I specifically made it clear that I'm a straight male fucking a girl. And you still say this???
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cuz no guy in here. post dick pick to prove otherwise
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>520375
She's planning on the big reveal on the same night.
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| just try not to forget to exfoliate your shaft before going down on her and you should be fine
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we're all g/u/rls here tho, so being wary of the traps is natural, no?
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because tulpa exists
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| Keep your vcard until 30 so you can become a wizard!
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| I guess? Any advices/lifehacks? Im a straight male with a gf tho.