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Gonna lose virginity tomorrow

| I guess? Any advices/lifehacks? Im a straight male with a gf tho.


| >any advices
Don't do it. Keep your vcard and it will carry you through life


| Wear a condom.

Use water based lube only.

Make sure to confirm with her if she enjoys something/vice versa.


| Traitor.


| Excuse me what the blyat


| "male"


| good luck and say we didn't warn /u/


| expect it to be shit but don't worry because practice makes perfect.


| Please update us on how you finally realize that it is catfish.


| Well I'm still a virgin. But at least I've got my dick sucked.


| Let us know who has the bigger penis.


| >>520322
Fuck. I specifically made it clear that I'm a straight male fucking a girl. And you still say this???


| >>520375 cuz no guy in here. post dick pick to prove otherwise


| >>520375
She's planning on the big reveal on the same night.


| just try not to forget to exfoliate your shaft before going down on her and you should be fine


| >>520375 we're all g/u/rls here tho, so being wary of the traps is natural, no?


| >>520375 because tulpa exists


| Keep your vcard until 30 so you can become a wizard!

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