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| So a thing just happened, was just about to hop in the shower like literally, clothes off and all. Suddenly I gotta blow my nose, so I grab some toilet paper, blow my nose and toss it into the bin. As I let go, I spot a spider in the bin, a big ass mother fucker like this guy is huge, mean looking. I see it for like half a second before the toilet paper lands directly on him completely covering him.


| My mind doesn't register it immediately then I'm just like "bruh, was that just a big ass spider?" so I quickly pick up the toilet paper I just tossed to check and... It ain't there...


| Eww, pray for it to be merciful and not take revenge on you


|
>this guy is huge
FOR YOU!


| >>512536 nope


| >>e4bbee bro fuck that big ass spider i would put on my cloths and say not and then pressed to nope the fuck out


| >>512988 get the gas can... we can get another house...


| >>512988
thought u were suggesting intercourse for a moment woops


| Pussy


| >>513327 could probably do some legit urethra insertion. I'd consider watching, at least to see if it worked.


| >>513558
yeah same i'd totally watch! sounds really interesting actually, & i wonder how it'd feel with the spider inside the urethra. perhaps it would tickle!

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