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The Pledge of the g/u/rls
| 1. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
| 2. I like small butts and I cannot lie.
| 3. Flat is justice and I cannot lie.
| D I C K S
| 4.I hope I die and so that I cannot lie.
| Dicks
| 5. Rules 7-12 are false.
| 6. Yuri best
| 7. Yaoi is good
| 8. Doggo :DDD
| 9. Rule 5 is false
| 10. Rule 5 is true
| Rule 5 is now Schrodinger's rule
| 11. Rules 1-4 are true.
| 12. Yuri is purest form of love
| 12. Rule 12 is true and absolute
| 12. There can only be three Rule 12
| So the only rules that are true right now are "Yuri best" and "Yuri is purest form of love"
Nice
| 12. Except for the fourth Rule 12, there is no fifth
| 13. Everyone must accept that Emi is the best katawa
| 14. The Burgs will never stay in harmony
| 15. Fuck you, burgs must be always in harmony
| 16. These rules hold no validity.
| 17. These rules regain validity
| 12. We're back at the 12th rule again.
| 12. The 12th rule is the eternal rule of danger/u/
| 21. This was supposed to be rule 12, but g/u/rls can't count to 12
| 21.7 Rule 12
| E. Despacito
| Pi. Numbers hold no place in this world.
| 18. I will shitpost until I die
| 15. Burger King Foot Fungus The Last Thing You Want In Your Burger King Burger Is Someone's Foot Fungus But As It Turns Out That Might Be What You Get
| 16. the fuck is going on here
| 19. The OP of /d/ threads will stop responding once the thread becomes interesting
| 20. All rules prior to this rule are now invalid, and nothing can surpersede this rule.
| 20a. This rule does not supersede the previous rule, but it extends from 20. Any rule after this extends on this rule.
| 21. No u
| 22. it's not gay if penis is feminine
| 23. No lewd handholding is allowed
| 24. Only way subway cookies
| 25. You shall not Nep.
| 26. You shall not Nep lewdly.
| 27. Oreos are the pinnacle of everything
|
28. And Iiiiiiiii will always looooove youuuuuu >bb13d9
| 29. There are no boys on /u/. Only g/u/rls.
| 30. burg
| 69. This rule supersedes all rules and in conjunction with rule 20. Traps are not gay, and must be praised for their disambiguity.
| 31. Angry burg
| 32. Anime was mistake
| 35. Reset all boards
| Traps are gayn't
| 33. There must be at least one thread asking about what is burg at all times
| 35 or something. There are only g/u/rls on danger/u/ and anyone that suggests otherwise is false and should be executed on sight unless nudes are provided.
| 97. Delet
| 34. There must be at least one burg asking about angry burg at all threads.
| 35. He who faps to traps is gay
| 36. traps are not gay and never been
| 37. I have a green ID
| 38. Bigfoot is real
| 39. Your mom gay
| 40. If you see a sniper, you'd better run f-
| 41. No sniper threads allo-
| 42. To contain the snip-ocalypse, be sure to not start more than one of these threads at a time.
|
| 43. Awoo~
| 44. Earth is flat.
| 45. Flat is justice.
| 46. Angry burg >:3
|
| 47. Angry burg is to be banned
| 48. angry burg to live in harmony with other burgs
| 49. >Red text contains the absolute truth
| 50. If <insert best girl> is best gurl, >apply rule 51.
| 51. If [insert best girl] is best gurl >apply rule 50
| 53. When loop is stuck, >apply rule 52
| 52. break;
| 54. The cake is still a lie, just like the loop.
| 55. Don't be a cuck
| 56. La/u/ncher is the opposite of 9gag luls
| 53.
If (OP =! Faggot && 0P == deliver)
{
Printf("hey that's pretty good");
}
Else
{
Printf("As always OP never delivers");
}
| 57. Thou shall not provide succour, until your hair is stroke.
| 58. Rule 58 was left blank intentionally
| 59. Pref is a loli from Osaka.
| 60. MODS ARE GODS
| 61. All imouto's should be lewded
| 62. Spamming is worse than lewding lolis.
| 63. You just lost the game
| 64. go back to rule 1
| 65. Who should you should you should picky picky grab
|
| 66. Ur mom gay lol
| 67. Ur dad lesbian lol
| 68. Ur sis trap lol
| 69. >:3
| 70. End thou own lifu with thyne knifu
| 12. We are back at rule 12 once again
| 12. Rule 12 rulez
| 71. If rule 72 isn't here in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave
| 72. I'm leaving
| 73. Ok
| I got a gun
| 74. NO PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. *This rule is locked*
| 75. 74 rule is shit.
We all want our Bois to eat pineapple, we want sweet sperm~ <3
| 76. rule is true and obsolute
| 77. Rule 12 jokes can't be made during the tenth half moon
| 78. Krabby Patty is illuminati
| 79 steno hhhhhhh
| 80 the converse of rule 83 is also true
|
| 83. steno hhhhhhh
| 81. The Earth is inverse, and therefore all rules are now inverse.
| 82. google-chan knows everything you search for
| 83. SONO CHI NO SADAME
| JOOOOOOJO
| 84. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO
| 85. IT WAS ME, DIO!
| 86. Let this die already
| 87. This thread is glory.
| 89. Knowing how to count is fundamental
| 90. EYE M' THE STRONGEST!
|
| 91. Only the last 10 rules are true. Every time a new one appears, the oldest becomes false, including this rule.
| 92. NEVER speak of rule 1
| 93. As of this rule,
> OwO
is deprecated.
| 94. We all die you either kill yourself or you get killed
| 95. "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene.
| 96. People die when they are killed.
| 97. Thou shall forever be a virgin
| 98. Lily > Emi > everyone else you fuckers and this is final
| ⑨⑨. cirno is not a baka and is the strongest
| 100. Rule 100 is a bit anticlimactic
| 101. Marines do not double tap their enemies because that is inhumane. We use controlled pairs.
| 102. Rin is actually best Katawa
| 103. i have a problem with mommy gf and i need to get laid
| 104. Fortnite sucks
| Rule 3.141592654:All pies will contain pineapples
| 105. Each rule with the number 4 in it are now false.
| 106. Fortnite sucks
| 108. All rules with the words "are" or "is" can never be true.
| 109. Rules 105 and 108 have no exception status to their own respective rules. Making them invalid
| 110. Blank declares time of death (of thread)
| 111. Rules 109 to 120 are now invalid just because the thread hasnt died yet
|
| 112. Fuck
| 113. Dont lewd the loli
| 114. Suicide is always an Option if its done in a cute way
| 115. All false rules are True
| 116. All true rules are False
| 117. All rules are rules
| 118. All rules are inverse of the rules inversed
| 119. All inverse of rules are inversed rules
| 120. None of the above rules are valid
| 121. Monday is actually tuesday
| 122. Everything that moves is a gay virgin sl/u/t.
| 123. Dont fuck your daki or you sister.
| 124. Eat beans while watching cars 2
| 125. Fuck your sister if you want
| 126. :3
| 127. This nigga eating beans
| 128. If she a virgin then you gotta break up with her
| 2a. yes
| 129. This rule is the last rule
| 129. any rule number that is above 129 is invalid
| 128.2:Lmao Y'all stupid
| 128.02 : no u
| 130. Rule 129 is invalid
| 12. This is the actual rule 12, but it doesn't do anything
| 12. No, this is the true rule 12 but it actually does something. What that is, though, is still up for debate.
| 12. Rule 12 is actually rule 5
| 131. This thread shall never die
| 132. Duwang is unbreakable
| 133. From now on any rule affecting another rule is rendered null and void
| 132. rule 133 is invalid
| 133. I like rules.
| 134. Always say glhf and gg.
| 135. We must construct additional rules
| 1. Lol
| -1. There are no guys on the internet
| -2. Spamming "EZ" is a perfectly nice way to congratulate the other team after an online match.
| -3 ok well actually its not
| whoops missed a dot so it doesn't count
| -3. THE DANGER/U/ RULE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
| -4 every rule has an equal and opposite rule
| -4. Everybody who posts a rule with the wrong format gets sent to the g/u/lag.
| 136. All negative numbered rules are null and void.
| 137. no u
|
-5. Fuck
| 138. G/u/rl pledge is superior to the rules of the internet
| 139. If Trap has nice butt, fill it up
| 140. All rules that void other rules are void, including this one
| 141. When in doubt, whip it out. When in doubt, whip it out.
| 142. Never mention /u/
| 143. Or rule 144
| 145. Don't mention rule 144
| 144. Come on guys let me in
| 144.b *whipers* ....rule 144 is a pervert... i mean.. . look at all those fkb peanuts...
| 146. Fuck off 144
| 147.ZANE!?
| 144. guys come on pls its getting cold out here
| 148. At least give 144 a blanket
| 149. everyone is required to give comfy blanket to 144
| 150. No 144 fucking sucks
| 151. Don't befriend 144
| 152. Every user is required to try to advance our goal of mass producing catgirls/boys for domestic ownership at least once a day.
| 153. We have updated our privacy policy, please read the changes and press accept to continue browsing this page.
| 154. We must forget about 144, for he is but one rule out of the many to be made in the future.
| 155. From now on, July 15th shall be known as Rule 144 Day
| 156. You may not celebrate 144 Day
| 157. Repeat once a day: We are born by the g/u/rls, made men by the g/u/rls, undone by the g/u/rls.
| 158. All rules are void and any rules made will be void
| 159. Rule 158 is void
| 160. Rule 144 is dead and nobody is allowed to talk about it from now on.
| None of these rules actually make any sense.
| 161. These rules make perfect sense
| 162. You are gay
| 163. Everyone is gay
| 164. A g/u/rl should be mad that Dana didn't kiss Jill
| 165. Spoilers are fun
| 166. 144, here's a blanket.
| 144. Thank you, 166. At least I can keep myself warm out here. :)
| 167. All blankets must be discarded immediately.
| 168.You can: Tribute a rule, for the rest of the duel; Once per turn: If a "blanket" is added to 144's hand, discard it and negate the effects of any cards with the same name for the rest of the turn. Also fucking burn it.
| 169. [Tributed]
| 170. prefetcher announces Despacito 6
| 171. HEY! To the gallows with rule 166 for several rule violations
| 172. Angry Burg>Burg
| 172. G/u/rls start making better jokes so that this doesn't just become stale
| 166. The Blanket King, 144, is a Legendary creature, and can create blanket at the speed of an instant.
Every blanket discarded instantly destroys the source of the destruction.
| 173. All blankets created on, before or after the creation of this rule, become expired raspberry juice; this change is permanent. Even if someone calls those "blankets" again, it is still juice.
| 174. Anyone who mentions 144 is as bad ass 144 himself
| 175. as*
| 176. All instances of the word "blanket" refer to Michael Jackson's son.
| 177. If OP doesn't deliver apply rule 178
| 178. The only way for heretics to redeem themselves is by completing VAHALLA in one sitting, taking a shot for each drink served in the game.
| 0+179i. Complex numbers are the best.
| 180. FBI. Rule 166, You're under arrest for violations of the Rules 150, 151, 154 and 160.
| 181. You’re
| 182. Mom
| 183. Triple
| 184. Gay lmao
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