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How to assassinate a teacher

| Without being caught of course. I still wanna graduate. *Because* I wanna graduate


| Outside of the teachers work hours. They'd obviously suspect a student then. When they're at home break in, whack them with a shovel and burn down the place. Any questions?


| There's some blanks I left out like the routing and clothing but I'm sure you can figure it out.


| No, no. You need to bribe the teacher into doctoring your grade.

Murder will only get you a crappy sub who gives you an even worse grade.


| Kiss the teacher randomly and say:

>This was the kiss of the death. Unless you kiss the first five people you encounter after this, you will die tomorrow-


| As a teacher, this is honestly scaring me.


| Study hard and get a good grade, the shock of you getting a decent grade will cause the teacher to have a heart attack and die.


| >>191303
Good one!


| but that nerve agent Russians use from darknet and then put some on your teachers food or table. Job done


| I always thought using poison in the coffee would be the way


| Convince them their suicide is a good idea


| study their schedule, see what they drink that they cant see (ex. a thermos) slip something in, something long-term so they die at home.


| a lot of household items can kill; get creative and be yourself!


| Make an anime about trying to kill an alien mutant that fucked up the moon


| You don’t, you edgy motherfucker. Finish reading your jack the killer creepypastas and go to sleep


| Buy your teacher a box of kittens so they die from cuteness overload. You're welcome.


| >>193367 this is a bad idea. Never give animals as gifts.


| >>192178
Follow this anime.


| Slowly feed them thoughts that enable them into depression. As they fall into the abyss push them farther into thr good till they snap.
>nice


| The void** epic


| Break into their house during school hours, replace all of their food with Tide and they'll have no choice


| Same way as you assassinate other people, they're still human you know.


| Vote for them in the list so that charlotte kills the teacher.

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