Post number #190933, ID: 5ce2d3
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Without being caught of course. I still wanna graduate. *Because* I wanna graduate
Post number #190947, ID: 21385b
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Outside of the teachers work hours. They'd obviously suspect a student then. When they're at home break in, whack them with a shovel and burn down the place. Any questions?
Post number #190950, ID: 21385b
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There's some blanks I left out like the routing and clothing but I'm sure you can figure it out.
Post number #191021, ID: 428f65
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No, no. You need to bribe the teacher into doctoring your grade.
Murder will only get you a crappy sub who gives you an even worse grade.
Post number #191026, ID: 8992bb
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Kiss the teacher randomly and say:
>This was the kiss of the death. Unless you kiss the first five people you encounter after this, you will die tomorrow-
Post number #191207, ID: 113d5a
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As a teacher, this is honestly scaring me.
Post number #191303, ID: 0b81b4
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Study hard and get a good grade, the shock of you getting a decent grade will cause the teacher to have a heart attack and die.
Post number #191909, ID: 57055a
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>>191303 Good one!
Post number #191914, ID: 711fc7
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but that nerve agent Russians use from darknet and then put some on your teachers food or table. Job done
Post number #191948, ID: c2fe8a
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I always thought using poison in the coffee would be the way
Post number #192043, ID: c662f1
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Convince them their suicide is a good idea
Post number #192142, ID: ba203d
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study their schedule, see what they drink that they cant see (ex. a thermos) slip something in, something long-term so they die at home.
Post number #192143, ID: ba203d
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a lot of household items can kill; get creative and be yourself!
Post number #192178, ID: 93a78e
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Make an anime about trying to kill an alien mutant that fucked up the moon
Post number #192629, ID: 1c0f72
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You don’t, you edgy motherfucker. Finish reading your jack the killer creepypastas and go to sleep
Post number #193367, ID: fb9b78
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Buy your teacher a box of kittens so they die from cuteness overload. You're welcome.
Post number #193814, ID: a3a72b
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>>193367 this is a bad idea. Never give animals as gifts.
Post number #194423, ID: cbd9c1
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>>192178 Follow this anime.
Post number #194540, ID: c51cd1
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Slowly feed them thoughts that enable them into depression. As they fall into the abyss push them farther into thr good till they snap. >nice
Post number #194543, ID: c51cd1
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The void** epic
Post number #194638, ID: 1f2df9
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Break into their house during school hours, replace all of their food with Tide and they'll have no choice
Post number #194856, ID: 3be0ef
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Same way as you assassinate other people, they're still human you know.
Post number #196304, ID: 8d9e45
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Vote for them in the list so that charlotte kills the teacher.
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| Without being caught of course. I still wanna graduate. *Because* I wanna graduate