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What’s your favorite insult?
| "Your dick is so big I bet it can't even fit in my tight butt!"
| Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
| You're mom xd
| God damnit....
| You b-baka!
| Suka blyat uyobok
| goblin
| Oxygen thief
| Lemon stealing whore!
| Fucking bastard
| Undertale fans
| Your mother is a lesbian
| Hmm i heard one this one time,and i never heard anything like it since.
It goes like this.
'im going to plant a mango tree in your moms vagina and fuck your sister in its shade'.
It was in tedgulu a type of indian language.
| You gyroscopic jester!
| Amını sikem
| Calling someone either 'dingus' or 'mook.'
| prude
| gosh-darned cunt
| Fuddy duddy
| You fucking goober
| Gay
| Trump
| Mouthbreathing troglodyte
| You're so fucking loser that if you went to a loser tournament you'd end up 2nd
| your mom gay
| Grow up, you exceptionally tall infant!
|
| Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaa
| Your father is a lesbian
| I bet you're not even self-aware!
| Shut your cock holster.
| Cunt licker
| Heard this one from bro team:
I hope you go on to have a creative writing career.
Or something like that. It was funnier when he said it
| no u
| You fight like a cow
| no u™
| Flapjack
| >>186887 i think he meant creative writing in the same sense as like, a liberal arts major. i thought it was like, you go on to write blogs and clickbait with your life.
| Worthless piece of fuckmeat, insignificant flesh lump, mouthbreathing fuckwit, something along those lines
| I don't mess with women, women like dicks and that shit gay as fuck.
| You don't frighten us you English pig dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms! Son of a silly person!
I'll blow my nose at you, so called Arthur king! You and all your silly
English cunnnnnnnnnigits!
Tthppbpbb!!
| Dragon Ball Evolution
| ur mum gay
| Cheese eating surrender monkey!
| human onahole
| Ебаный шашлык
| I don't have
| I don't have
| u mUm GeHy
| Bitch ass nigga, use it all the time.
| Aquaman.
| fdx
ganda caralhada
holy shit
| Useless
| "You fucking" and then some absurd alteration of the n word (common examples include negg, niggeth, nugga, nige, negeg, nigel, ner, etc.)
| Ya damn noodle cup
| Get hecked, kid.
| Your mom still lives in Kent
| Pussy faggot.
| shit the fuck up
| Bitch
| Dipshit
| Donut
| Jebem ti krvavu mater u oko is my favorite
| Buttfuck retarded
| I knew this Serbian guy who would string together fragments of insults. Like, "shut the piss up mother bitch". Not the most elegant but definitely entertaining.
| i enjoy calling people "moped"
just sounds funny, i guess. not particularly insultong, but whatever
| you fucking figger nagget
|
| cock sleeve
| cuck.
| soyboy
| You're granny tranny
| *with an exaggerated British accent*
-fOcking wanker
Sounds especially spicy in Russia.
Also, "dearie", "love" and all those words. I keep it classy when I roast 'em.
| You are just secondary
I bet you play minecraft and undertale
| For me, i'm between these three
Glaikit (idiot)
Ráicleach (slut)
Gabh Transna Ort Fhéin (fuck yourself sideways)
Scottish Gaelic is an amazing dead language
| shut it you unintelligible gibbon
| Twaffle aka twat waffle :D
| Not even the power of flex-tape can fix you
| Stop being such a nigger!
| Shitheel is a favorite of mine
| Stop engaging in minor squabbles my friend of african american descent.
| No i
| Shitbitch and Asswhore.
| c u c k
| fucking freak
| Ass-cunt.
| Cuntbeard, after fittskägg.
| Fucktard
| you're a dummy bitch
| Soggy [insert relevant word]
| I'm so sorry
| You dope
| You fetted cunt
| YOU CRINGING PUS!
| Anon E
| Dipshit, just something about it is so goofy
| "You're at least twenty times better looking than me. Well, twenty times zero is still zero."
"You couldn't even pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel."
You're such a fucking bellend"
| Cunt.
It's short, sweet, and simple.
| Waste of time, good for nothing, annoying cunt, etc
| >Tu madre
It works for anything
| ya donfus
IDK why
| >>4783ed wow, thanks for sharing. Sounds like a real obscure one. I feel all priveleged to know it. And it's funny too, but I can see how it would be really upsetting in the right context, cos like...it's SO stupid
| 69 variations of the word faggot
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| Mines is dumb motherfucker and I don’t know why it just feel good to say it