danger/u/
vho is zee vampyr here?

| I have zheard there is a vampyr hiding among us!


| Kindred don't talk like that.


| I am!!!!


| Blah blah, I'm Count Dracula's distant grandcousin!


| He's a vampire! He's a vampire!
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See? Nobody cares.
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Nice hat. /s


| >>1116833
Oho, I was one of those once, and then it was November first.


| >>1116990
It's not a joke, I recently found out I'm a vampire. I'm really worried about this. This girl at the club took me to the bathroom and she did something to me!


| Back in my club days we used to call that a favour. Oh g/u/rl, could you hold on a bit, I've got Frankenstein in the thread. Frankenstein, something you wanna to add to this conversation?


| ROOOAAAAR!!


| I see. Your rebuttal >>1116991


| I am not lying, it happened to me. It could happen to anyone.


| Roooaar! ROOOAAAR!


| >>1116996
Ooh, good point.

>>1116995
You want some advice? Wash off the eyeliner, put on something that is not black and go get a tan at the beach. Sheesh, dangeru does not endorse the goth lifestyle and take it from me, pretending you're a vampire only impresses people with similar physical ickyness.


| >>1116997
CHOMP


| I know one person called Zee, but she never told me to being vampire, should i have be careful? but she is having boyfriend already


| >>1116992
You forgot to attach a pen0r, doctor

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