am i the asshole
| frogs are immune to lightning and once she finds a maiden to kiss her you're beyond fucked
| i suspect disinheritance is in your future.
| :o
| Hmmmm I want to say yes because it sounds like you tried to kill your mother, but honestly I'd probably do the same thing for a butch in shining armor so I can't really judge you too harshly
Besides a princess should be allowed to get away with a little attempted murder, it's not illegal for a girl to have hobbies!
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| i (f21, princess) and my knight (f19, pretty) got into an argument with my mother (f45, queen) and she forbade me from speaking to my lover again. i asked the grand magister to turn my mother into a frog and i threw her into the moat before striking her with lightning. was i justified