You probably won't read this...
| just remembered it's tuesday tomorrow and a g/u/rl is gonna stab herself again :D
| this reads like classic duress/all-clear code language — an anomaly being pointed out (“onion is green,” “no ketchup”) rather than a normal state, paired with “I forgot who Thursday is” (treating a day like a person — a code name?) and “I’ll wait just for you.” Taken at face value, it plays like: someone missed a scheduled contact (“Thursday”), something’s off with the usual signal, and the writer is waiting for the real contact to show.
LLM’s best try
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| ...but I completely forgot who Thursday is. The onion is green and there's no ketchup in the cabinet. I figured you would come by some time, but I'll wait just for you. See you then...
There's a secret to tell somewhere.