How do I make my photos and selfies more picturesque?
| Ask your female friend
| Not even joking
| Include your victim in the background
| but first explain what picturesque means
| it's already a picture jackass, you want it to be what? a double picture? fuck outta here
| Not be black
| 3/4 angle, good lighting, brush your hair, pluck your eyebrows, use moisturiser, and most importantly, wear sunglasses so they can't see the implacable sadness in your eyes.
| add sex
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