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Danger/u/ is DEAD [spiders edition]

| I love spiders


| [to the tune of "stepping on the beach" by spongebob t. squarepants] spiders on my dick


| *skitter skitter *


| Centipedes are also cool (or even better)


| 8 arms for maximum shit posting


| yeah this site is fucking dead since pref- HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT IS IT VENOMOUS?


| >>1102570 No, it's a spider that gives you spidergirl powers if she bites you
Pretty cool huh


| Spider-Man, Spider-Man
does whatever a spider can
spins a web, any size
catches thieves, just like flies!
Hey stop, don't eat them Spider-Maaaaaaaaaaan!


| Faggot-man, Faggot-Man
does whatever a faggot can
sucks a dick, any size
catches AIDS, just like flies!
Hey stop, don't spread it Spider-Maaaaaaaaaaan!


| >>1102570 My gutter brain read "venomous" as "veinous" and was not suprised in the slightest that things turned sexual again

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