ok this is the thread
| you have no idea what's coming
| oh shit im trying to be ready but i dont think im physically capable
| I'm grabbing my popcorn rn
| Fake news, woke propaganda. This is NOT the thread.
| well?
we're waiting...
| you aren't ready for whats about to come
| *cums*
| This is THE Thread
| The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. good morning aleks links! been awake for 20 whole seconds and i havent COOMED yet. its time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip blood shot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again. furiously slamming keyboard gasp is-is that a...a female girl? groans i must sniff.
| sniff NNGHH AUUGHHH MMM HNGGHOHGODDD AAAAAAAAAA fap fap fap fap URGHHHHH AGHHH OOHFUCK OOOHNGGGUHH SHNNHHHSHNNHSSHHNN AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MRNGGGHHHH MFRNNNFMRNFNRMFNRN AUGHRHHHHHHG bang bang bang bang bang bang bang AUUGUUHGHHH bang bang BANG BANG BANG BANG...I'M....C-COOMING!!!!! HUHHAHHHUUUHHAAAHUUUHHHAHHUH burp IM burp IM COOMING burp IM COOMING
| (cooom) im....COOMING IMCOOMINGGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OOHHH FUCKKK AUGHHHH...COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHH HRAAAH MAUGHHHHHH AOOOHAAGHHOUUGH OH FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO HRAAAAAAUGH COUGH COUGH oh fuck houughh hooh fuck oh jesus oh shitohfuck...fuck...oh fuck...o h h h...groan. There you are...my slippery white gift to the world...my son..my son! ooh fuckk....... Well, time to get some breakfast. actually a little coom first won't hurt!
| https://files.catbox.moe/tc63l3.mp4
| lul
| squeezing a single almond-sized sperm into my bitch ex-wife
| >>1098999 you know that's exactly how flies reproduce
they load a big spermatozoid into the female so it takes all the space and another male can't claim
This thread is closed.
| this is the one, we're gonna change everything with this thread, you arent ready for this