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Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs
| sure is bound to be a protracted struggle, huh? better figure out our angle of attach soon !! *fucking explodes*
| I win those
| Atomic bombs?? Those aliens are BROKE
Imagine not having gneerp lasers lmao
Gneerpio clan rules!
| The Russians have a solution for this. Imagine a manhole cover being blown upwards by steam pressure. Now, replace steam pressure with atomic detonation and the manhole cover with a huge metal saucer, being thrown out of earths orbit and into said alien starship
| are the aliens sexy
| Good news: I just invented a machine that can open wormholes
Bad news: it only opens directly to that planet with the ammonia atmosphere that smells like piss
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| We have a protractor