danger/u/
Let's build the Danger/u/ Wrestling Association roster

| Starting with me!

Ringname: Cornelius Almondega

Gimmick: A disgraced italian chef... Fueled by wrath, he uses his doomed pasta culinary on his opponents faces to win matches the dirty way. Can't actually wrestle for shit, but damn does he make a mean pasta, Not that it is actually good i mean...

Signature move: Meatball platter scatter (Throws meatballs so hard at the opponent they explode! Somehow...)





| Ringname: Quentin "Risitas" Greenfield

Story: Once upon a time, he was the star clown of a famous circus, but tragedy and misfortune struck the laughter-gifted clown... his first and most glorious circus group had to disband, so he joined another circus, and then another, and another... Until no one wanted him, for everyone believed him to be Misfortune's harbinger.

Gimmick: Now a solo-performing clown, he makes a living showing off his skills in the ring, with wacky moves!


| Signature move: Don't blink or you'll miss the show!
(He quickly appears and disappears from and to toyboxes and strike his foe in highly rapid manner)


| >>1092165
You don't need to know how wrestle when you're an Italian chef because eating pasta med skinka and bladspenat is enough to send any Italian into an uncontrollable rage.


| Ringname: Hodor

Gimmick: Hodor

Signature move: Hodor


| >>1092165
*Mouthfucks you*


| >>1092209
Based


| Ringname: Red Rocket

Gimmick: Red Rocket was originally a junkyard dog and a homeless man who took shelter in a kennel which was covered in toxic waste when lightning struck it and merged them together into one humanoid dog.

Signature move: Rocket Splooge


| Ringname: Prismatic maid

Gimmick: A tag team combo of useless maids that doesn't try to do anything. No cleaning. No making the beds. No cooking. Not doing any chores or work whatsoever.

Signature move: Doing nothing


| Maids are made for sex


| Perfect for rape


| >>1092221 >>1092223

Ringname: Dapperganger

Gimmick: Pretends to be several different people but in reality is just one guy that changes hats and mustaches on the fly. Can learn every other wrestlers fighting style, but badly.

Signature move: Sonic Screech that concussions the opponent.


| >>1092235
We're different people, retard


| See? My tag is still mine


| >>89cebb❄️


| >>1092235 YOU are ALSO samefag now


| rightoid-kun is a cancer

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