Yo dad jokes here!
| Let me start!
Yo dad is so fat, that he couldn't stand on any of Heaven's clouds in the afterlife!
| Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat XBOX LIIIIIIIVE
| YO MAMA so STUPID,
when she ate an m&m
XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
| Your dad left because he didn't love you or your mom
| YO MAMA so SHORT
when she took an oreo and
| XBOX
| LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
| yo dad such a boomer, he is statistically likely to have voted for blumpf, twice
| i gambled your college money
| YO MAMA so AMERICAN,
she tried to ride
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XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKLiH-NzU5g
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| Think of "Yo mama/momma" jokes but your dad instead.
Why?
Because we are g/u/rls, we are legion! And there're no boys on the internet!