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i just shat my pants
| Taste the liquid. You need to make sure your judgement is correct. I will send you the next instructions depending on your answer.
| >>1088184 you can trust this g/u/rl. I had a similar issue like yours, she helped me out in that particular scenario.
| it's okay g/u/rls it's been a while, it crusted, it's fine now. just flakes a bit now and then and falls down my pants and onto the floor sometimes.
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the crust tastes kinda like cheetos idk
| >>1088212 ah, then it is probably just cheetos. You are fine. Their marketing team is notorious for weird product placement practices.
| Your ass is probably quite a popular sight to look at if they noticed you. Congratulations!
| >>1088279
oh well that's like a nice way to think about it, but i think it probably has to do with the fact that i've been eating nothing but cheetos and drinking nothing but pepsi for the past several months
| also the flakes are brown and not orange
| but like milky brown, like how pilk looks when it dries up and congeals
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| i farted and it was wet and i think my pants are shidded man what do i do /u/?