be careful with discord links!!!!
| male homosexuals are some of the most promiscuous people on planet earth, how badly must you have fucked up to need a dildo as a secret santa gift
| LMAO gotta block those tracking cookies and fingerprinting techniques, son.
| >buying sextoys online from major retailers
Either buy directly from the source or through your local sexshops.
A cardboard box can't replace the feeling of watching the cashier look at you looking at lubes
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| >be me, in discord secret santa
>someone dms me the amazon link for their present
>i open it in a new tab and think nothing of it
>a few hours pass and i'm closing all my tabs
>i suddenly get flashbanged with a dildo on amazon
>confused asf cause of some dildo on my screen
>i'm still logged into amazon
>i've been logged into amazon this whole time
>i check my recommended products
>full of dildos and lube
ffs amazon thinks i'm gay now