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Protip
| Protip
Quickly get rid of a fart by turning up the volume on the radio.
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When a candle is burned, the wax melts and the oils evaporate, filling the air with organic compounds such as limonene, found in citrus fruit scents, linalool in lavender, or pinene in pine. Any of these scents will react with the receptors in your nose, masking the smell of your ass.
| Pro Tip:
Burning plastic can cover up any smell
| Protip
Avoid accidentally burning your pants when using a lighter after farting
| Pro tip-inject propane oxygen mixture into your ass and ignite for intense anal simulation
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| Quickly get rid of the smell of a fart by lighting a lighter.