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i am a ground-to-seagull missile.

| i have a long range and i blow seagulls up in the sky w/ my payload. if you repost this thread on 10 other boards i will fly into your kitchen tonight and explode and kill the seagulls that made a mess out of your floor


| the missile knows where it is at all times.


| an ass-to-balls toilet paper


| Seagulls are alleric to marzelvane lunar wainshafts.
Just put some of those new ones up instead.


| The S-505 Doomsday also known as the 5V71M "Groza-B" is a surface-to-air missile/anti-seagull ballistic missile system. The S-505 is designed for intercepting and destroying seagulls. With an operational range of 800 km, the missile system is able to intercept up to 20 targets, flying up to a maximum speed of Mach 15 (18522 km/h) at a maximum altitude of 250 km. The weight of the warhead on the S-505 is 350 kg with an optional 1Mt nuclear warhead available.


| it knows this because it knows where it isn't, by substracting where it isn't from where it is.


| >>1070771
crazy how nature do that

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