my gluttony knows no bounds
| ok
| >i get to the drive thru
>i get my fries
>and i rhink "well, i didn't ask for ketchup, i should just get honey instead"
>i get my three honey packets, leave,
>and then realize how fuckign stupid i look
>the cashier just saw some random ass g/u/rl wearing an oversized tracksuit
>riding an oversized bicycle
>that just asked for two large fries no ketchup (but yeah 3 packets of honey)
| i write this in shame
this is my confession box
| BASED babysitterchan it’s good to see ya! thank you for another hard day helping those kids. If you haven’t finished the fries you can put one in the refrigerator and have it tomorrow
| >>1070461
i did.
i have never felt such embarassment except for that one time a kid asked me to "hop on gag" with him
| what the fuck kinda country is this
| >fatass
t. American
| >>1070457
If someone complimented me and then proceeded to recommend people to eat cold fries I would've very much questioned that compliment...
| >someone recommended cold fries
no, someone recommended the refrigerator to keep it fresh for when you heat it later
| >>1070523
That doesn't make me believe the compliment either. No one ever mentioned reheating it. Besides, reheated fries still suck. Why take something super delicious and turn it bland and pretend it's a good thing? That person clearly doesn't know anything about fries or LIFE so how could he know enough about me to genuinely compliment me.
| >the compliment is still not genuine because that person doesn't know me
Whether the compliment is genuine or not depends on the intention of the person, and I'm assuming you don't know that person enough to be able to say for certain whether their intention is genuine or not
| >>1070539
It doesn't matter since I will never trust the supposed insights of someone who recommends cold fries.
| >>1070452 I mean it was late and the cashier has probably seen too many people by then to give a shit. They aren't going to remember you if they even were paying attention at all.
You also probably shouldn't beat yourself up so much over it. It's just going to make yourself burnout and binge eat more. I mean self loathing and taking care of yourself are literally the opposite of each other.
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| >be me, very tired after babysitting
>it is 9:42pm
>peak lazy hours
>suddenly feel like eating
>but don't wanna cook and do dishes
>in my sloth, i do something rash
>i open the mickey d's app
>and buy not just one
>but TWO large fries with extra salt
>i'm a fucking fatass
>that is 1052 calories
>thhe little "2000 calories a day" blurb at the bottom of every page does not do me any favors
>"oh, this is a lot of food, maybe i should bike my way there and burn some of it off!"