My favorite past time
| menace to society
| Jonkler
| Id this supposed to be funny in your book?
| It's past time to return you to the ground
| Hah!
| Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway.
| It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
| >Subway
>free animal cruelty
| >>1069964 genuinely kill yourself you stupid cunt. what you are doing is killing innocent animals, slowly and painfully, for your own sick fucking enjoyment. do you just enjoy being genuinely a piece of shit? i wonder how many animals you kill, what other ways you torture them. we should report you to the police before you get bored of animals and graduate to humans you sick fuck. or save us all the trouble and fucking kill yourself. whatever happens i hope you die as painfully.
| >parrot
that's odd it didn't learn the phrase from you constantly saying it out loud
| Fun fact: bread isn't good for ducks.
Instead, give them peas
| d*ck
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| I like going to Subway and ordering a super elaborate sandwich with lots of sauces and then once it's finished I take it over to the fountain drinks, soak it in hi-c and then leave it there.