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my mother in law won't stfu
| simply throw her out the window,
| Depends are you recently married to a nuclear operator in the navy/moving to new York in the next few months. If so listen to her
| Sex
| >>1065731 asking from curiosity, are you Russian? If yes can i learn about your culture, it's tradition? In which date is best throwing people out of window? Do i need some special objects to celebrate it correctly? Is recommended invite whole family or only small group of closest people? Should i have throw someone old or young? And if i want throw 2 people who i should have to throw first? If is person heavy is rude asking him to jump yourself? I would be happy to know, thank you
| Have you tried grabbing at her uvula with chopsticks while she yaps at you? Tell her you're trying to get the balls out of her throat <3
| >>1065746
It is usually done either in a mob, or by small group of political allies. Other aspects are irrelevant.
This is an old european tradition with rich history practiced by many countries, but most notably Italy, Portugal and Czechoslovakia (one case there even led to war). Russia is a recent addition.
Wiki has a great article on it - defenestration.
| kill her g/uuuuuuuuuuuuu/rl
| We had a saying in the army that you should take into consideration and it's "Embrace the suck".
| My mother in law is dead.
| >>1065746
No i just had a dream that i threw somebody out the window because i was in a school that was getting taken over by a cult and then i had to escape while getting chased but a demon saved me
| Talk to your husband before you defenestrate your mother in law
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| how should I tell her