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My dog can talk

| Yeah!! My dog can talk! My dog is really smart and has fluffy hair and helps me with math and he loves me


| Wow, a crime solving great dane.. I wonder what it eats.


| down boy


| knotted?


| >>1064662
Yeah but can he walk the walk?


| My dog is dead.


| >>1064740
My dog is actually your dog and he's still alive and happy and he loves you! He just is so busy w crime solving and wants u to be really happy and maybe meet other ppl or another dog!
>>1064664
My dog is totally different and I came up with him on my own hmph!


| >>1064662 i can confirm his dog can talk, i was the one who sold him food


| >>1064740 i can confirm his dog is dead, i was the one who lured him out of the yard into my car and held his head under my bathwater while i fucked his asshole and came three times inside before throwing his body in the trash


| >>1064803 i can't confirm, it was my dog:( not her


| Can I talk with him


| >>1064662 i dont believe you


| >>1064837 i believe i can fly


| >>1064895 i believe i can fuck the sky. just straight up ejaculate inside its cloudussy


| >>1064797
Yeah!! And it was super good food you’re a supercook!

>>1064813
He’s on the phone right now but he wants to! But don’t get your hopes let down or anything ok
>>1064837
Maybe your opinion will change when my dog saves your life! My dog is studying Doctor school!


| >>1064977 i don't cook or anything, I'm just cashier in Walmart


| A cute cashier at Walmart… want to buy you fill your manager as my own and put a bow in your hair

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