Corrupt a Wish
| >>1062310
your wish is granted. he has every std known to man
I wish my ass was even fatter than it already is
| >>1062315
Your wish is granted. All fat is replaced with brown fat, which is 4x denser in fat and takes up less space. Your ass is now flat.
| >>1062323
Your wish is granted. You didn’t wish for anything but I assume your wished for a fresh banana. Here it is but it tastes awful.
I wish I could see the future.
| >>1062334 Your wish is granted. To prevent any time paradoxes, reality bends around you so nothing you do will produce a different outcome from what you would have done had you not known the future, like some kind of cassandra situation but as cosmic horror.
I wish i had a bigger freezer.
| Granted. You're now a penguin. Welcome to Antarctica.
I wish I was the little girl.
| >>1062338
Granted. You're now m00t, founder of 4chan, and you got laid off from your job at google for whistleblowing about their crimes.
I wish people were more excellent to each other.
| Granted. But to compensate, the universe becomes actively hostile to people in particular, making it impossible to trust in anyone.
I want a broken "Turning Off Machine"
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| Rules: You must make a wish, the next g/u/rl grants their wish but with a twist (like monkey's paw) the make a wish of your own so it can continue.
I wish for a cute femboy bf