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| >touched some grass with her bare feet
| >and fucking died
| >but then Adolf Hitler walked to her and
| >she took off her mask
| >Adolf was shocked, immediately bows down after seeing her.
| >"Eh, hello there!" said the local fat ugly bastard
| >though he then suffered a heart attack and died on the spot
| >but then the g/u/rl and the local fat ugly bastard resurrected as zombies and beat Adolf Hitler to death before grinding him into a fine powder so he can't get resurrected as a zombie too
| >the fat ugly bastard poured the Hitler into his euthera, milking it down deep into the base of his zombiebpenis
| >The Skibidi Toilet Invasiøn Has Begun
| >u guys suck at stories
| >said magically resurrected Adolf Hitler
| >then Rubric Marine Adolf Hitler begins jorking his dust peenar so hard and looks straight at the gurl reading
| >this.
| >nuts.
| >Says Hitler, as he rips off the fat ugly bastard's ballsack
| >At a Hanukkah festival in Slovenia, an inclusive circus wowed the crowd. Suddenly, a snow-loving monkey stole a cucumber, causing a bagel-related uproar! Now we’re pointing toward Israel—where jugglers party hard.
| >Of course, Mayor McCheese saw all of this from his high window.
| >Obama becone
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"These people sure suck at stories!" he said to no one in particular. "I gave them free will and look what they did with it. I regret getting thrown out of heaven for this."
| Phausamos proceeded to do what he does best.
| >Skibidi toilets make noises
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| Pls keep it short ( ´△｀)
>One day some g/u/rl