one more day
| luckily its a short shift--5:30 til what, maybe 10, 10:30? then i can go home and cuddle my cats and drink leftover work wine and pretend im not a fuckin loser
| no fuck that why am i self deprecating. never do that !! you're awesome !! fuck my boss for dimming the light in my eyes im better than that and so are you and i love you maybe im tipsy gnight
| Working long shifts in close proximity a week straight ain't something a loser could pull off. That's strength right there.
| imposter
| Slip laxatives in their drinks Job-chan! Make them regret ever fucking with you Job-chan!!
| Super glue their assholes shut in their sleep then serve them laxative infused taco bell for breakfast, Job-chan! It will be funny, Job-chan!!
| >>1060668
Jobchan is /u/‘s strongest gurl fr
>>4a0bce
Job-Chan! Put booze in the soda fountain! Prepare your future customers!
>>1060663
Based based this is where the strength comes from gurls I gotta be like job Chan
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| okay so...Job-chan reporting in and...hhhhhh
tomorrow is my last day of a week straight of long shifts in close proximity. aaaand it is overseeing 2 tandem middle school graduations where im expected to handle the pop stations, corral the serving staff, help coordinate and run food, and...also apparently play hall monitor and ensure the boys bathroom in particular isnt full of kids fighting or some shit. which like--no, for various reasons, mainly where are the chaperones????