I am beloathed to inform you that
| Oh no! What did you get fired for?
| Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
| Though it would greatly please me to exhume the injustice wrought upon the one formerly Job-chan (me), I signed a non-disclosure agreement in order to secure a borderline amiable endowment — otherwise known as a 'bag'. Simply know that fault lies with no one, not the company and especially not me.
| With all that noted, said 'bag' is of the medium variety, no larger than a messenger pack (with a hole in it). So again, I gently ask that you liquidate as much as reasonable to help an unfortunate g/u/rl (Unjob-chan)
| >>1060271 fired, jobn't, workn't, employeeted, promoted to customer, promoted to NEET. There are probably many more phrases you can use.
| why r u so verbose? ur an imposter
| Trying find undisclosed location that to be revealed at Unjob-chan earliest convenience to leave a large lump sum of /u/-coin at there.
| >>1060365
Of all the delights in this realm, there are few as sweet as you! /u/-coins would be appreciated, truly, however woe is the reality we call our home and so I strictly need cash only. Might I suggest you pawn off your goods in exchange? Once done so, please leave your contact for further instructions.
>>1060346
No, no. You see, being unjobbed as incurred a shift in perspective and thus former Job-chan (me) has taken up a new manner of speech. Apologies for any confusion
| imposter is gay
This thread is closed.
| Job-chan (me) has had her titled withdrawn — put plainly, fired. 'Unemployed' is a designation too harsh and unsavory; henceforth I dub myself 'Unjob-chan'.
Crude, but fitting given the circumstances. It will almost certainly be many night before I may reclaim my former title and so I humbly request of the dearest /u/ to leave a large lump sum of money at an undisclosed location to be revealed at my earliest convenience.
With gratitude,
Unjob-chan