danger/u/
Coffee time

| I'm the kind who gets an elevated mood with some anxiety on the side which is an odd combination fo sure. Are you the same? Or are you the kind who loves coffee so much it's as if time stops when you smell it in the morning.


| I fuck your mouth and coffee as well.


| >>1053944
In your dreams


| Can I offer some g/u/rlcum for everyones coffee?


| >>1053948
No. Grow up.


| >>1053946 look i have no dreams i drink 7 cups of coffee every night


| >>1053948
Only yours smooch!

I like tea better it’s less harsh


| >>1053952
Try to make your jokes funny in the future


| >>1053962 i will fuck your mouth in the future.


| Me too!


| I love coffee too but with lots of milk and sugar. The (combination of) symptoms you describe are very common for caffeine and other stimulants so it's not odd at all!!


| I started drinking black coffee because I wanted to be like agent Dale Cooper. Coffee’s the best.

I had some Turkish coffee once and it was amazing. Drank too much and spent the next couple hours tweaking out.


| You think I can afford anything but soykaf, huh?


| yeah, coffee Has pretty similar effects on me. Most of the time I only make it to dip cake/bread in and then throw the rest in the sink.


| >>1054023 what the fuck


| >>1054023
??


| >>1054023
Wasting onions and coffee is most non excellent!!!


| That's OK! you shouldn't have to eat something the way other people like it. You could try decaff coffee maybe and make small portions if you don't want to waste it.


| I think coffээ is a fine drink


| Coffe! COFFE WHERE? Giv it!!!


| Coffee makes me eepy


| >>1054023 >>1054168 Lmao thought this was sort of implied but coffee is kinda specialty drink for me, I don't drink all that often.


| Coffee?


| Соffээ.


| I like cold brew coffee. Surprised everyone I talk to irl has never heard of it and keeps thinking I'm talking about iced coffee given the coffee chains around here had a big push for their cold brew a few years ago.


| I had a friend who would house a bowl of weed and a coffee before school and her breath was kickin like Chun Li, know what I mean?


| COffεε~~! C-o-o-ld o-o-n-e-e-e or h-o-o-t, whatEVER!! Give IT!!!


| >>1053965
Ok samefag


| >>1055163
I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS ME YOU CREEPY ADMIN YOU


| Wait, never mind, that wasn't me...

How tf did you get 4/5 correct accusations in this sea of randomness that is dangeru? Tbh it's weirder that you managed to be wrong once than getting 5 correct guesses, ain't it?


| what the chiwiwis

Total number of posts: 31, last modified on: Tue Jan 1 00:00:00 1746242757

This thread is closed.