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never give children sugar
| >i look at bossman with the most pleading eyes i can muster
>he fucking TROLLFACES at me
>and goes right back to talking with the big tiddy milfs picking their kids up
beast chocolate and prime are bioweapons designed specifically to make my life as shitty as possible
| Sounds lovely kek
| I open thread- is this going to be a childhood story? A health conspiracy? I read the first line- it’s caretakerchan!!!! XD I know it’ll be fire
Ur a champ caretakerchan but I dunno if a bad guy like me the beast should be on the child food? But I don’t want you dealing with more- uh- I bet you made the girls feel safe after the scary bee you’re a good caretaker
| i'm going to kill that bastard after i wring every single penny i can from him
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| >have to bring a kid outside after he starts flipping ppl off
>2 kids start crying spontaneously
>hear "i dont shut up i vomit and i vomit so i shut up" for an hour
>3 kids start climbing up me
>hear "[my name] in a low taper fade!!!" for another hour
>bee flies in through the window (it's spring), half the girls scream
>my one respite, nap time, is ruined because they're all too hyper to sleep