The sun is too bright
| -_-
| Shut-in
| Your face is half burned! Oh no!
| Vampires rise up!! Let's turn off the sun!!
| There can be no sun, only void and g/u/rls lurking in the dark!
| >she gets out
| laying in the sun feels amazing though
| >>1046952
So, come! Enter the Vo¡d, g/u/rl! - is that you want to say?
>>1046998
Oh, be careful, g/u/rl, don't get burned! You know its surface is hot as hell - several million degrees by Kelvin.
| The sun is less bright today!!! ( ; ゜Д゜)
| >>1047010
The surface of the sun is only like 5,500 degrees Kelvin which is cooler than what a mantis shrimp generates with its punches. If you continue to post scientific inaccuracies on the internet a mantis shrimp will lay eggs in your unzipped fly and punch your balls while she's at it.
| >>1047102
Hm, so I said about corona temperature, you said on effective temperature of photosphere (the surface of Sun), my bad, thank you for correcting, g/u/rl.
It reminded me of an anecdote:
- In 4.5 billion years, the Andromeda galaxy will collide with ours.
- Excuse me, did you say a billion?
-Yes, a billion.
Oh, thank God! I thought I heard 4 million.
| I'm so used to eating at night that when I leave the kitchen in the morning, I instinctively try to turn off the light, which is the sun. One day I will turn off the sun...
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| My eyes hurt! (>_<)