Any fellow hobbits here?
| I'd love to live with hobbits
so many small people I can ... yknow... and the feeet? hngngngng
| The hobbit lifestyle is the best. Eat seven homecooked meals every day and bang your shortstack hobbit wife all night and have 27 kids.
| Dude, I swear. When you're a kid, you want the elf deal. Tall, handsome, ass kicker. And when you grow up you want the hobbit life. 7 meals a day, high and drunk af, and live peacefully in a hole. All this because you got the orc treatment: Working with whips behind you, underpaid, pushing a morally questionable agenda, and for an objectively evil government. Damn.
| How do they not gain so much weight from eating all that food?
| Exactly! Except I'd keep my alcohol and leaf use on the low so it's actually possible to enjoy life instead of walking around in a fog all day.
Living trough boring times close to nature with simple pleasures is something I never dreamed of as a young adult but today it's such a healing thought.
Fuck corporate greed and fuck corrupt governments. They're literally and figuratively killing everything that makes us human.
| >>1037355
Their metabolism is probably high enough for them to not gain weight as long as they stick to some light exercises which comes naturally with their semi-active lifestyle. They mostly travel by walking and running and do everything by hand, for example.
| >>1037352
:o oooh nice
huh maybe they don't actually eat a lot at the meals, good point. I don't think they were actually that active.
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| *Second breakfasts harder*