Thread 1035957 on danger/u/ Loading...

| >be me, uni g/u/rl with roommates
>having a peaceful and warm dream where i'm getting fingered by a raging lesbian
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP MOTHAFUCKA
>ughhhhh
>whose fucking phoen is that
>try to cover my ears but the BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP is still audible
>5 minutes pass
>i'm going to smack the shit out of my roommate
>dredge my legs out of bed to the kitchen
>i look at the phone alarm
>it's my phone

i love when parents go to work early!
i love when i get work early!
i love my job!

| uguu

| sleep early, get fingered more!

| >>1035962
cute and hot..

>>1035957
forget allat g/u/rl lets hear more of this fingerin lesbo dream some more

| is this the gurl that wanna get raped or whatever?

| I love sex.

| Few years back had a dream where a hot huge tittied girl was in a barrel but then bend over and let me fill her little hole.

| >>1035980
no this is the g/u/rl that hates dealing with kids in the morning

| >>1036124 oh, is it that caretaker gurl? She's so hot.

| >>1036129
wait wgat how tf am i hot

| >>1036197 baiting me into complimenting you? that's so cute

| >>dd3f7 ill bait you into eating your own dog :3

| >>1036198
i'm messy and super alchoholic and flat as a cutting board and can cook for shit g/u/rl no way i am hot lol

| >>1036291 holy shit marry me already

| >>1036292
those are red flags!!??!?!?!?

| >>1036298 and it's fucking cute!!??!?!?!?

| >>1036303
big tiddy girls like alma r cute

| >>1036304 fine, do you prefer attractive? bc I sure do to you rn

| >>1036304 holy shit big tiddy g/u/rl
marry me

| >>1036307
woops wrong reply

| >>1036368 I didn't say I have big tiddy, gurl are you alright?

| another day in the danger/u/~.

| >>1036368 I also just realize this is OP, gurl you better give me your contact info so we can discuss more about messy flat alcoholic.

| >>1036612
no i was at the kids' house that morning when i posted that

| >>1036667 does that changes anything?

| >>1036669
in hindsight no

| >>1036675 Right. And you're cute, So I want to talk with this cute gurl everyday, So naturally I need your contact info like email or whatever :)

| Post it

| >>1036679 ayu ayu should be arrested

| she really is EXTREMELY hot. She's super cute when she's frustrated but deep down is so good to the lil kids and so lovable breedable auuuugghhhhh I want to clean her flat in a maid costume and have her breed me . I want to cook her dinner and feed it to her by hand with her cute lips. I want to smell her and have her touch me. I hope her back and feet are doing well with having to walk with the kids. I would worship them daily aughhhh